Superman arms wrestling Thor

Started by roughrider7 pages

This becomes a shifty game of one-upmanship, then.
After Thor puts on the belt, then Supes takes a sun-dip, Thor asks for a break before the next bout, for some coffee. Supes says sure, I want some milk anyway. Ten minutes later, Supes is sitting down at the rock table ( which he welded back together after it's been crushed by previous bout), and Thor comes back in.
Superman: Are you all right? You look like you're twitching. Strong coffee?
(Thor just makes a grunt, sits down at the table with his arm up)
Superman: (Thinking-Maybe he's got muscle spasms, or his arm hurts. If he's hurt, we shouldn't do this. Oh well, Thor has that warrior pride thing, so...) Let's go again. ( Clasps his hand in Thor's)

Then Thor, in FULL WARRIOR MADNESS, roars and throws Superman's arm down and him smashing through the wall! In seconds, he's standing and back inside, though.

Superman: What the heck?! We're having a friendly contest here, Thor!
Thor: So go and sun-dip thyself again, Kryptonian! If we're being sneaky...
Superman: Well so what? It's not like a need a fancy belt to feel competitive, hippie-hair!
Thor: You want this belt?? You can have it, and more!! ( Strips off the belt, and lashes Superman across the chops, sending him back against the wall again.)
Superman: (eyes smouldering) Oh it is on...
(flies smack into Thor, taking them though the building and outside.)

Others gather around the hole to the outside.
Captain America: Uh...guys? ( looks to Batman)
Batman: (sighs) I've got my kryptonite ring here. I'll put in a call to Wonder Woman to bring her lasso.
Captain America: I'll tell Iron Man to warm up his Asgardian Armour. And see if I can reach Sif through the Asgard Embassy.
😛

Originally posted by roughrider
This becomes a shifty game of one-upmanship, then.
After Thor puts on the belt, then Supes takes a sun-dip, Thor asks for a break before the next bout, for some coffee. Supes says sure, I want some milk anyway. Ten minutes later, Supes is sitting down at the rock table ( which he welded back together after it's been crushed by previous bout), and Thor comes back in.
Superman: Are you all right? You look like you're twitching. Strong coffee?
(Thor just makes a grunt, sits down at the table with his arm up)
Superman: (Thinking-Maybe he's got muscle spasms, or his arm hurts. If he's hurt, we shouldn't do this. Oh well, Thor has that warrior pride thing, so...) Let's go again. ( Clasps his hand in Thor's)

Then Thor, in FULL WARRIOR MADNESS, roars and throws Superman's arm down and him smashing through the wall! In seconds, he's standing and back inside, though.

Superman: What the heck?! We're having a friendly contest here, Thor!
Thor: So go and sun-dip thyself again, Krpytonian! If we're being sneaky...
Superman: Well so what? It's not like a need a fancy belt to feel competitive, hippie-hair!
Thor: You want this belt?? You can have it, and more!! ( Strips off the belt, and lashes Superman across the chops, sending him back against the wall again.)
Superman: (eyes smouldering) Oh it is on...
(flies smack into Thor, taking them though the building and outside.)

Others gather around the hole to the outside.
Captain America: Uh...guys? ( looks to Batman)
Batman: (sighs) I've got my kryptonite ring here. I'll put in a call to Wonder Woman to bring her lasso.
Captain America: I'll tell Iron Man to warm up his Asgardian Armour. And see if I can reach Sif through the Asgard Embassy.
😛

Awesome 😆

supes wins
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Originally posted by supremthor
supes wins
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That's one sweet rainbow coat.

Originally posted by Scoobless

they don't even know the proper arm-wrestling grip....

whistling

why does batman looks pissed? 😑

cool pic tho

Originally posted by spideycarnage
why does batman looks pissed? 😑

Because he's Batman. That, and he's a dick.

duh

Originally posted by TheKahn
Because he's Batman. That, and he's a dick.
duh i think everyone knows that. and how ofterno you see batman have a smile on his face ?

now you mention I ve never seen Batman smiling, poor bastard.

Originally posted by TheKahn
Because he's Batman. That, and he's a dick.

Pretty much have to find a pre-crisis comic where he smiles with the JL.
Actually, Captain America doesn't look happy either.

lol

Originally posted by Arahan
now you mention I ve never seen Batman smiling, poor bastard.
why u say batman is a poor bastard ?

right

Originally posted by roughrider
Pretty much have to find a pre-crisis comic where he smiles with the JL.
Actually, Captain America doesn't look happy either.
he doesnt look happy at that moment. but ive seen a smile on his face many times. 🙂

Re: right

Originally posted by venomslash
he doesnt look happy at that moment. but ive seen a smile on his face many times. 🙂

when he is in the shower with robin 😆

Re: Re: right

Originally posted by Arahan
when he is in the shower with robin 😆
true 😄

what the hell 200 quintillion tons are you kidding me? Thats wack isn't he the physically strongest being now? Uhm I got a question how strong is ultimate colossus

100

Originally posted by superman420sexy
what the hell 200 quintillion tons are you kidding me? Thats wack isn't he the physically strongest being now? Uhm I got a question how strong is ultimate colossus
100 ton range

dude superman is in the 200 qunitillion ton range

WITH ONE HAND! So with two he could hold prolly 500 quintillion tons(I know 2x2 is 4, but when both hands are together, it usually does more than double what one hand can hold. Don't tell me 2 plus 2/2 times 2 equals four now 😛 !)

And Spiderman can lift 15 tons, now you got a fight 😆

lol

Originally posted by superman420sexy
dude superman is in the 200 qunitillion ton range
qunitillion ? how old are u ?