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Originally posted by grey fox
Reason 27,00457 for Superman being a dick:Destruction of the worlds porcelain supply
😆 And don't forget about all of thoes shirts he rips off when he changes into his costume. Some little kid in a sweatshop worked it's little fingers to the bone to make that shirt, and Superman just tears it to hell. He can move at the speed of light but can't unbutton a damn shirt. ❌
Originally posted by TheKahn
😆 And don't forget about all of thoes shirts he rips off when he changes into his costume. Some little kid in a sweatshop worked it's little fingers to the bone to make that shirt, and Superman just tears it to hell. He can move at the speed of light but can't unbutton a damn shirt. ❌
😑 No comment about that cover of Action Comics...
Anyway, Thor wins this! In a drinking contest millenia ago, Thor drank from a barrel that was mystically tied to the earth's oceans. It was a trick on him - but he actually drank enough to cause tides to dip all across the world!
Just imagine the bladder release later! 😱 He will at least win for the length of his gushing!