Would you take a bullet for J.K?

if she messes the next book up ill send her one made of butober pus lol just so shes messy lol

what the hell was she thinking it was like a badly written fic, I felt betrayed.

Do ya mean "bubotuber" puss?

yeah if i was desperate but i'm not so no! ❌
i love her books and all but i hardly know her.
and i think mugglenet has the same question in their poll.

No hard feelings, J.K. if u happen 2 read this!
I THIS LOVE YOU GIRL! 🤘

I'll block the bullet if she'll shag me afterwards...

😛 are you been serious (no offence)

Maybe he wants to be able to say, "I shaged the great J.K Rowling." It just might be his secret fantasy.

Umm... umm... I actually wanted access to her fame and fortune rather than to shag some middle aged woman... but I'd rather shag her than say... jacqueline Wilson!

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Do ya mean "bubotuber" puss?

erm yeah eep me an my typos lol

but ud shag her for fame you slytherin you lol ( tis meant as a compliment 😉 )

u rule mate