The cops just Knocked on my door

Started by a1hsauce5 pages

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Call her! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜ฑ and ask for the short cute cop!?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you have that in Canada? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜‚ isnt it the universal number?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜ฑ and ask for the short cute cop!?

๐Ÿ˜‚ isnt it the universal number?

Yeah! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

But be sure to mention she's a girl. ๐Ÿ˜›

A1 hide the stash in your freezer.

Re: The cops just Knocked on my door

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so apparently the dude that lives a couple fee away from my apartment, passed away ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

so some officer chick (kinda cute ๐Ÿ˜— ) knocked on my door,...well you know me being from LA and all, I was set to put my hands up assume the position and have my rights read....but shes like the gentlemen here passed away some time in the last few days...and theyre wondering if ive heard or seen anything suspicious.

so theres been a dead guy living next door to me these past few days ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: that sucks..

hope the guys in a better place


Throw the gun in a river and we'll tell everyone you were out of town.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Of course! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yeah! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

But be sure to mention she's a girl. ๐Ÿ˜›

of course ๐Ÿ˜› or i could just show them a picture of you ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by Mรฎsk
A1 hide the stash in your freezer.
you know theyre prolly tapping my computer right now ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by Eis
Throw the gun in a river and we'll tell everyone you were out of town.
but...i was out of town ๐Ÿ˜•

A1 I de-buggafied you. Now Run, Run and Hide my Stash. Go!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

It's not that amazing. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by a1hsauce
of course ๐Ÿ˜› or i could just show them a picture of you ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

you know theyre prolly tapping my computer right now ๐Ÿ˜•

but...i was out of town ๐Ÿ˜•

๐Ÿ˜› But you don't have a picture of me. ๐Ÿฅท

Originally posted by Mรฎsk
A1 I de-buggafied you. Now Run, Run and Hide my Stash. Go!
๐Ÿ˜ฑ this is some X FILES Sh1T!!!!!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
It's not that amazing. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿ˜› But you don't have a picture of me. ๐Ÿฅท

๐Ÿ˜–hifty: I do now....*cough*GDF*Cough*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜ฑ this is some X FILES Sh1T!!!!!

๐Ÿ˜–hifty: I do now....*cough*GDF*Cough*

๐Ÿ˜–hifty: Skullys the Shiz.

I want my dope Safe A1 ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜ฑ this is some X FILES Sh1T!!!!!

๐Ÿ˜–hifty: I do now....*cough*GDF*Cough*


Oh yeah. shock ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜ฑ and ask for the short cute cop!?

๐Ÿ˜‚ isnt it the universal number?


Nope, it is 110 here for example.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
It's not that amazing. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿ˜› But you don't have a picture of me. ๐Ÿฅท

I know ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh yeah. shock ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

creepy huh? ๐Ÿ˜‘ lol

Originally posted by Mรฎsk
๐Ÿ˜–hifty: Skullys the Shiz.

I want my dope Safe A1 ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ˜ its Scully

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh yeah. shock ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:
๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: *callme* ๐Ÿ˜—

Originally posted by a1hsauce

but...i was out of town ๐Ÿ˜•

good boy.

All right, I sent a few thousand dollars to your house. Now, hand over the 5 grams.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

creepy huh? ๐Ÿ˜‘ lol

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜ its Scully

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: *callme* ๐Ÿ˜—

*calls a1* ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜ its Scully

๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: *callme* ๐Ÿ˜—

No. Its Skully, what have you been watching? H-Files? wanker

but...i was out of town ๐Ÿ˜•

That's the attitude! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Re: The cops just Knocked on my door

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so apparently the dude that lives a couple fee away from my apartment, passed away ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

so some officer chick (kinda cute ๐Ÿ˜— ) knocked on my door,...well you know me being from LA and all, I was set to put my hands up assume the position and have my rights read....but shes like the gentlemen here passed away some time in the last few days...and theyre wondering if ive heard or seen anything suspicious.

so theres been a dead guy living next door to me these past few days ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: that sucks..

hope the guys in a better place

You know a1... next time you get Frissked, or cavatied by a female officer say "You know.... this has always been a fantasy of mine"