Traffic Ticket Help

Started by finti6 pages
finti Senior Member

go play with your Lego Yers

yerssot Senior Member

how... original... 🙄

LaurenE147 Restricted

lego my eggo

Gundark Mayhem

Oh no.....now we're back to the breakfast food again. 😂

LaurenE147 Restricted

homemade pancakes are the best

Gundark Mayhem

Oh yes I agree.

*starts fixing breakfast*

Corran Lucifer

That reminds me of the worst come-on line ever. 😉

LaurenE147 Restricted

Skeezy Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Intelligent Woman: Unfertilized

finti Senior Member

😄 I got the fertilizer right here😱

Corran Lucifer

Originally posted by LaurenE147
Skeezy Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Intelligent Woman: Unfertilized

Intelligent woman, now there's a new concept.

finti Senior Member

or a contradiction

Gundark Mayhem

*clunks Corran's and finti's heads together*

So what is the worst come-on line, Corran ?

LaurenE147 Restricted

*takes viking battle axe and removes heads of chauvenist pigs with one swoop*

Gundark Mayhem

Thats very impressive.

*crushes remains with remote-controlled Godzilla*

LaurenE147 Restricted

*puts brains into blender and gives them to yers as a margarita*

yerssot Senior Member

wonder who yers is...

Gundark Mayhem

Maybe if you'd get out of that television set for awhile, your brain would uncramp.

LaurenE147 Restricted

His real name is Bart.

yerssot Senior Member

Originally posted by Gundark
Maybe if you'd get out of that television set for awhile, your brain would uncramp.

only if I have one to cramp

Gundark Mayhem

Well if he wants to be a Bart, I guess there's nothing we can do about it.