I would like to propose a toast!

*gets on one knee*

Toast, will you marry me?
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SHE'S BEEN JAMMED! YOU SICK FREAKS!

I like toast....and jam 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Mîsk
I like toast....and jam 😖hifty:

*shoots butter*

😐

😂

That's not funny. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
😐

I know how you feel you f*cking b*tch.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
😂
That's funny.

I'll never be able to take her back home to her plate. And have midnight relations on her plate. And go shopping in her bin. cry

Originally posted by Bloigen
I know how you feel you f*cking b*tch.

..........shaddup You've been a "f*cking b*tch" before?

That would be "propose to Toast" ....I believe.

I like Strawberry jam.

Originally posted by Itzak
..........shaddup You've been a "f*cking b*tch" before?

My toast has just died and you shoot your daughter in her ass? What kind of goat are you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
That would be "propose [B]to Toast" ....I believe. [/B]

Penguins say it differently, JERKASS!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll never be able to take her back home to her plate. And have midnight relations on her plate. And go shopping in her bin. cry

Originally posted by Bloigen
Penguins say it differently, JERKASS!

that would be "Jackass" I believe....

Originally posted by Bloigen
My toast has just died and you shoot your daughter in her ass? What kind of goat are you?

I don't have a daughter. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
I don't have a daughter. 😐

So, you shot your mom in the mouth?

Originally posted by Bardock42
that would be "Jackass" I believe....

😆 I knew you'd say that.

Originally posted by Bloigen
So, you shot your mom in the mouth?

How do you know my mom is not dead? 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
that would be "Jackass" I believe....

That would be a capital t at the start of your sentence, I believe.

Originally posted by Itzak
How do you know my mom is not dead? 😐

I don't. Don't really care either.

Originally posted by Bloigen
That would be a capital t at the start of your sentence, I believe.

I don't. Don't really care either.

😆 Nice one Bloigen. I was thinking the same thing.

Good! 😐

what the ****? Get a life. 😐