Thorncastle

Do you go out and search this shit, or do you have it saved?

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I have had that link saved to my clipboard for 5 months, just waiting for you to slip up haermm

haermm

Wait, do you take pleasure in my slip ups? ermmad

No, just your sister in law's biscuits

Totally ewwth! ermmnone

biscuits

Wait a minute, whitch sister in-law were you talking about?

I thought you had a smoking hot hipster one who's a little shy and doesn't mind football or wrestling and is a virgin and is 20 and lives in utah and has a taste for tall skinny navajo men. ermmnone

Okay her younger sister.

Oh and she is 19.

Does she go to SUU? biscuits

What is SUU?

My college crackers

Oh.

Then no, she doesn't. She's going to go to Rice University here in Houston.

Transfer if you want in those pants. crackers

If she meets the rest of the criteria then **** yes I'm on the next flight crackers

What was the criteria?

Originally posted by Barker
I thought you had a smoking hot hipster one who's a little shy and doesn't mind football or wrestling and is a virgin and is 20 and lives in utah and has a taste for tall skinny navajo men. ermmnone

Not shy

Is into football, college and pro

Not into wrestling

And I'm sure she isn't a virgin. She had a bf for her entire ride through high school, so I'm sure he wore her down.

ermmsad Send her to the chambers

I don't live in a castle.

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