Thorncastle

I'd love to hit that **** hard.

OK BUT I GET DIBS ON IRENE OK BYE

Sure, but you're as likely to hit that as I am to love up Emma Watson.

huhu

Sorry, I know the truth hurts.

13

Your face hurts

My schvantz hurts, from too much of the sex.

I don't understand your accent.

Schvantz=JEWISH

I thought you were hispanic.

That doesn't mean I can't use other ethnicity's slang for penis.

Uh actually

Love actually

Speaking of hot girls in your avatar you're going to mail me asap

It's gonna cost you, she'll only be mailed by freight.

Mailed by freight, nailed in fright at night. amirite?

POST IN THE ARTWORK THREAD PUSSY

NO

sneer