Why don't you just marry that movie?
It's in the works.
Shh. Does this mean we can't shitpost in here anymore?
I'll do it were I see fit.
You are my inspiration.
I've always known this.
ermmhappy
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That's not Eleanor Friedberger
My bad. jockey
I'd like to put my fried egg in her berger
did that work
I would never call my shvantz a fried egg. ermmnone
Hard boiled?
haermm
Scrambled. biscuits
ermmnone
Here Comes the Eleanor | WOULD PENETRATE
WOULDN'T PENETRATE
She's like 40, that's right up your alley.
That's like ten years older than me you ****.