Thorncastle

Why don't you just marry that movie?

It's in the works.

Shh. Does this mean we can't shitpost in here anymore?

I'll do it were I see fit.

You are my inspiration.

I've always known this.

ermmhappy

YouTube video

That's not Eleanor Friedberger

My bad. jockey

I'd like to put my fried egg in her berger

did that work

I would never call my shvantz a fried egg. ermmnone

Hard boiled?

haermm

Scrambled. biscuits

ermmnone

Here Comes the Eleanor | WOULD PENETRATE

WOULDN'T PENETRATE

She's like 40, that's right up your alley.

That's like ten years older than me you ****.