Thorncastle

Do u want my foot up ur ass? Thorny poo bear?

haermm

Ass fetish

Men's asses

I knew you were gay.

v

I saved that one too.

I watched the Soup Nazi one today haermm

Best episode ever.

NO SOUP FOR YOU, COME BACK, ONE YEAR

It was pretty haermm, so glad I can record them.

Recording?

DVR.

I only use it to record the vampire diaries.

I thought you liked chicks.

Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Claire Holt, Kat Graham....all ****ing hot.

NO

Yes.

Although with your taste, I imagined you'd be indifferent about hem.

srug I didn't google them yet

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, AN INGRAVED INVITATION?

I don't want to do it at work haermm