I can't burp!

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I can't burp!

It's true, I've never burped in my life except if I puke or when I was a baby (probably). Does anyone else suffer from this terrible affliction? My mates think it's amazing and I've tried to "learn" the art of burping but to no avail. Is this a common thing?

Your body can't get rid of excess gases?

Sorry for asking, but do you pass gas a lot then?

Originally posted by DarkC
Your body can't get rid of excess gases?

Sorry for asking, but do you pass gas a lot then?

I don't! I get really bagged up when I drink or eat to excess and make "frog" noises when I inhale. My twin sister is exactly the same.

Originally posted by amity75
It's true, I've never burped in my life except if I puke or when I was a baby (probably). Does anyone else suffer from this terrible affliction? My mates think it's amazing and I've tried to "learn" the art of burping but to no avail. Is this a common thing?

You're going to combust! 😛

I burp all the time, I don't care what all the preps think, it's natural. They just squeak out "EWW!" And I laugh and go on with my day. I actually burp louder than the average guy.
And NO I don't think it's normal because you've never learned the art of burping, most men do!

Good, we don't want to know what you've eaten your entire life combined with your gastro-intestinal juices.

😉 😂

is it possible to never burp??? or fart???? its not healthy actually

Not being able to fart will kill you, as every body, human and animal, produces a fair amount of gas each day. And that just has to be expelled from the body or you will blow up within 2 days.
To illustrate just how much gas one fart can contain; me and my mates used to light farts for fun years ago, and on some good occasions this resulted in flames over a foot long.

Originally posted by amity75
I don't! I get really bagged up when I drink or eat to excess and make "frog" noises when I inhale. My twin sister is exactly the same.

i'm a twin too! 😱

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Not being able to fart will kill you, as every body, human and animal, produces a fair amount of gas each day. And that just has to be expelled from the body or you will blow up within 2 days.
To illustrate just how much gas one fart can contain; me and my mates used to light farts for fun years ago, and on some good occasions this resulted in flames over a foot long.

My Dad and his friend did that when they were around my age. Dad said his friend singed his ass hair 😂

Originally posted by amity75
It's true, I've never burped in my life except if I puke or when I was a baby (probably). Does anyone else suffer from this terrible affliction? My mates think it's amazing and I've tried to "learn" the art of burping but to no avail. Is this a common thing?

That's just nasty! ❌

disgusting.....sorry anyway...........

What's disgusting?

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i'm a twin too! 😱
Twins rule! Are you the evil one? 😈