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""Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried" that is not true people! In fact chuck norris HAS cried once in his life time because he wanted to see how it feels, but after the one tear drop he decided crying is for girls and pussies. He has never cried ever since!! In this auction, you will receive the only Chuck Norris tear drop EVER in history of mankind in a safely concealed tube. btw, the fact that kobe scored over 80 points in the recent game against raptors is because he had shaked chuck norris's hand before the game. When kobe was interview and asked how he did it, he simply said "it just happened". Thank you chuck norris!!!!!! warning: the tear drops actually belong to a boy named Hong Wang, and he's tears does NOT cure cancer, or anything else."