Home Alone !!!!!!!!!!!!

RRrrrriight ;

So my parenets haver goone to UK for sdome time, and asked mr to tak ecare of the hous efor some timw, as they have pets that need to be fed.

Judging by my post, strsuvcture you may have guseed taht I am alread y driuunk and 'aving a swhale of a time.

The bets thin g bouty having the house to yerrrself is that you can wqalk around NAKED.

Anty sugestions what alse me can do ? *hic_*

GCG .

Walk naked around eh 😠

I fecking Won Again

😂 i was woundering what the Fecked up typing was for

Win what wij ?

what you s talking bout ? im a m in the pleasure mansion not you.

mkay ; I shall strat callin gme friend s ; and make party

GCG. Get in my bed.

Woot 😂

hang on mat...er ..

you gorra be shiitntn in me ?

Yopu a man geezer !

Im going to count to 3....

1.....

2..... 😖hifty:

han g on maytrer ;

im just usng th ephone ; its gonna be proper BOLLOCKS !

Hugh Heffner's play boy ,mansion is gonna be a pin privck , newxt to this plac ein a couple of horurs

I'm posting a post

GCG.

Great Canadain Graphite...Woooo

arr mayert you ar e most wewlocom e to psot , dfrink an ave a go in the king s ;bed upstairs.

Just dont come alone ; make sure you as bring som e gals with ya !

rriiguyt ;

So m e managed to bring Steph, Rowena, Fabianne, Zoe, and some oth er biznixtches, z an d a couple of me mateds.

Lest hop e we got aenough wine and booz for th enight/day.

MAyve v soem _______________________ as well

Please allow me to use your thread. Girls are pretty, most of them not all. 1 has 10 guys after her and all she does is choose the lucky one. I am almost all day alone here in my room which is the same I have on my pictures. Everyday is the same to me, nothing special which enables a girl to meet me at "anytime" she wishes to do so. I am a rock always there alone for them to go and seat on it anytime they want. I can't move or change from where I am and that is very convenient. But because I am out to shore away from population they can't find me. Only one that dares to reach that distance alone. Too busy with cool guys, fine, never get to see me.

Originally posted by redcaped
Please allow me to use your thread. Girls are pretty, most of them not ...................[QUOTE=5858071]Originally posted by GCG
[B]Arrrrrrr shautarrup ; letts slap and ticlkle th enitches na d have some muse to fest arr wine ! !

😆

Righrt ; Now I'm gonna bake some pie.

How long have you been drunk for?

wha j ia ?

whoas drunk ? aye ? iwm a perfctwly in contrpl of dse evertyhthinmg !

😂