~ Mist's Life ~
~ Mist ~
It all started in the woods outside Iraq. A lovely Iraqion Girl met up with a Sandman deep in the desert forest. They had mad love for hours and hours. The women went home and was deeply sickened when she found out she was pregnant. Months later she gave birth to a young boy, well not exactly gave birth, the boy ripped through her with a light saber and ran out of the hospital, and thats how his mom died. He was picked up by some bag hagglers on a street. He was wearing a leather suit and had a light sabre in his pocket. They asked him his name and he saw some stuff on the ground so he went "IS THAT MIST?" And they named him Mist. The trained him in the art of stealing but he was an idiot so they just put a bag on his head and put a picture of a devil with glasses and a hat on its front. For the next few years he ran around stealing people's $4 till he found a way to get them to forcibly give it to him, a page of Rules!. He made billions off this. He made his way to Europe where he met up with a man named R.Maynard, they fell in love and decide to go to Canada, so they got on this guys boat named A1hsauce(A pirate, of Course). They had to take a medical exam so they both found out Mist had aids and since he had it Maynard got it too. Now they lay in the medical room eating A1hsauces cookies until they find the maker of Broccoli.
The end.