~ LadyLuck's Life ~
~ Lady Luck ~ 😖hifty:
It all began many years ago in a small African village. The people where dieing everywhere of poverty and such. Then an African lady gave birth to a blue haired white girl, they shit themselves. She came out and started to rule the land, she brought water and food that she made out of sand, and it really was delicious. She grew up hard and strong until she met a young Germanion boy named Darkithocarousionxuzuz. She hated his name so he said to call him Darkc. They fell in love and left the africanaion people, causing them to starve and die out. She went with her new lover to a Russian city named Moscow.They made love in the rivers there for hours, it was really cold so Darkc had a bit of, well lets just say His wiener Shrinked. Ladyluck laughed and he blushed, like a couple of school girls and guys. They grew up and had a son named Backfire. Backfire left them and went to an island off of new zealond and was never heard of again. Ladyluck told Darkc there was some things she had to work out with her friends so she left him in Germany, at his parents funeral. She made her way to london where she met a fine looking young sailor named A1hsauce. She is now on a boat in the Atlantic sea helping two souls eat there cookies while they search for the broccoli bringer...
The End?