I feel retarded.
Okay we were sitting down eating dinner and this guy knocked at our front door, well we have a recliner in front of the door first of all, and second of all we use our back door for everything. We didn't know who it was and we were sitting down eating dinner so we just waited until he went away.
When we were done eating dinner I stood up and went to the kitchen window I looked out to the garden in the backyard and saw what I thought was a Bike. It looked just like a bike (from that far away), it was orange, had a visible wheel and handle bars. I see two guys behind the fence around the perimeter of the house and I go outside and see what's up. I said "Is that bike yours?" He laughed and said "That isnt a bike, that's a measuring wheel, we have a busted cable in the area and we're looking around trying to find it." I felt sooo retarded so I just said "Well, Okay."
That's todays second story. 🙄