Retcon a moment in comic book history with Wolverine in it.

Pretty funny

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While teaming up to battle Nitro, Wolverine accidentally slashed the canister containing the carcinogeous gas in it....his healing factor saved him...but Captain Mar-Vell ended up getting cancer because of Wolvie's mistake.

Wolverine was stranded in space after an ill attempt at consumating his love with the Phoenix Force. He see's a spaceship hurtling past him...and in desperation reaches out with his claws and snags onto the spaceship. The damaged by his claws does subtle damage to the shields radiation buffers...and the four passengers inside the rocket are bombarded by cosmic radiation....giving them FANTASTIC POWERS...........the rest is history.

One of the memory implants weapon x placed in Logan's head, was that a wealthy doctor and his wife were responsible for his torture. He caught them unawares when they left a theatre showing of Zoro and exacted his revenge. Plus he really wanted the womans pearls.

Logan stops at a roadside gas station in New Mexico to fill up his bike with fuel. A young man drives up in his car.

"Hey, dude, do you know the way to Santa Fe?"

"Sure, bub. Just take the shortcut through the old weapons-testing field, a couple of miles back. It's signposted."

"Thanks! Later, dude!"

Logan watches as Rick Jones drives away."

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Logan stops at a roadside gas station in New Mexico to fill up his bike with fuel. A young man drives up in his car.

"Hey, dude, do you know the way to Santa Fe?"

"Sure, bub. Just take the shortcut through the old weapons-testing field, a couple of miles back. It's signposted."

"Thanks! Later, dude!"

Logan watches as Rick Jones drives away.

Some years ago, Wolverine was working as a truck driver, he had to go unload some very dangeruse chemicals to the sea so he took the way to the docks, in the way he decided to run over an old man, but a kid pushed the old man away and Wolverine swerved to try to still run over the old man, he crashed and spilled chemicals all over the kid in revenge.

Apocalypse's Survival of the Fittest goal is derived from Wolverine telling him, "I'm the best there is at what I do." Apocalypse's secret envy of Wolverine has lead to him culling all who are NOT the best there is at what they do.

Wolverine was walking down the street to the local starbucks, when he was interruped by a hellacious fight. The combatants were an enourmous gray monstrosity, with spikes of some type protruding from its body and a hero with a blue suit, a red cape, and a big S on his chest. The surrounding city was at the mercy of these two fighters. Before the final blow was struck, Wolverine leapt into action in order to save his precious Starbucks.

With a mighty BERSERKER CLAW, Logan downed the behemoth. The man in the red cape fell to the ground as well; he was caught in Wolverine's rage.

Wolverine grabbed a caramel macchiato, and was gone again.

all of them....................there just...............soo true.....................

I made one...

Logan was fighting Magneto with X-Men and ordered Colossus do the Cannonball. However, Colossus had a little too much power in his throw, and Magneto was affecting his skeleton, so he was hurled into space. With his claws still sheathed, he accidentally hit a spaceship with alien inside it and damaged the engines.

The alien was called Abin Sur.

Shortly after escaping the Weapon X compound a fly was annoying Wolverine.... he attempted to swat it and, while still lacking full control over his claws, he accidentally sliced a gash in the space time continuum ... thus the Multiverse was born

While on Battleworld Wolverine comes across a lost looking Spider-man with a ripped up costume. Spidey asks Logan if he happened to see which machine Thor used to generate a costume. *sniff* *sniff* "I think it was that one, bub." Logan points out the machine imprisoning the Venom-symbiote.

After being spat out of a wormhole into another universe, Wolverine, in a berserk rage, assalts one Shmi Skywalker before being sucked back to his home dimension. Tusken Raiders pick up a dying woman in the desert and bring her to their home village just as a very pissed Anakin arrives at the scene.
(Counts as comics Marvel and then Dark Horse publish them).

Wolverine is then spat out of another wormhole when he passes out. He awakens naked in a Kansas cornfield. He steels some blue tights with a big red "S" hanging on a clothesline.
Upon arriving in town, some rude man in a suit makes fun of his hair. With a Snikt, Wolverine chops off Lex Luthor's hair.

During WWII, Logan is killing Nazis in a weapon control center. He smashes a Nazi up against a weapon's control doohicky causing it to fire. A torpedo is launched that destroys Atlantis and a certain Avenging Son cries for vengeance.

Logan was going to go on a date with Batgirl but forgot, inadvertantly stood her up when he passed out at the bar. Meanwhile Batgirl was expecting him at the door so opened it expecting Logan, and not the Joker who shot her in the spine.

At a Science Expo years ago, Logan gets blasted with radiation and bites a high school student, giving him amazing arachnid powers.