What if Flash had become spidey?

I know.

For sure 'tis true, mon sirrah!

I want some powa!

....Okay then...yeah

This isn't right on sooooooo many levals.

I know.

Yes indeedy!

We seriously need to talk about the topic before things get outta hand.

....That would be. Eugene Fred Flash Tompson?

Poor guy, no wonder he became a bully.

He became a bully cause he's a jock and has nothing better to do with his time.

Yeah and he has a sad name.

Very sad. 😂

He's probably jealous that Pete has a better name so he bullys him to make himself feel better.

"You, w**ker! I'm gonna pound you to a pulp..."
"But... but why!?"
"Because... Jesus, I am so sad! I'm attackin' a guy because his name's better than mine! Chjrist..."

Poor Pete never saw his good name coming. And he paid for it.

Hey, Peter is hardly the greatest name in history... my dad's called Peter but, well, it's a li'l bit old fashioned! We need heroes with hip common names like...
Dan
Matt
Algernon

And Steve. My uncle is called Peter.

Alex, that's new- ish... it's always minor characters who get the decent names... and who was the last "Nick" you heard of in comics... Nick Fury, I don't mind sharing a name with him but... Nick Scratch!? AAAAAAAHHHHH

How about there are a new group called "The Presenmts" and they are just way more modern...
Steve
Matt
Dan
Joe
Alex

Yeah sounds good.