i need a woman's perspective/also mens perspective on this

i got a cheesy move for a valentines

attach these letters/notes as you give a rose to your girlfriend

CHEESY MOVE 1
dear, (girlfriend's name)
(attached to the rose the note says)
i used to believe that cupids never exist... however, when i met you, something made me believe otherwise.(give this one personally)

and when she gets off work

CHEESY MOVE2
dear, (girlfriends name)
(attached to the rose a note says)
im giving you a rose because thinking of you made me forget where i parked my car.
(leave this one on her car windshield)

now i want a feedback on both men and women on kmc forums because this has not been tested and im gonna do this... i need to know a womans perspective...
lets pretend youre my girlfriend, put yourself into her position. now i do the following

i approach you at work and personally make a CHEESY MOVE1
then after work you will see another rose at your windshield CHEESY MOVE2

MOVE: "Dear_____, Nice legs you have there ; what time do they open?"

Forgot where you parked your car? I'm sorry but that doesn't sound romantic whatsoever.

Originally posted by KENobi™
Forgot where you parked your car? I'm sorry but that doesn't sound romantic whatsoever.

good to know
well i will change it to
"because you deserve more than just a rose"

but i did forget where i parked my car after i spare a thought of her.

Originally posted by DanteMayCry
i got a cheesy move for a valentines

attach these letters/notes as you give a rose to your girlfriend

CHEESY MOVE 1
dear, (girlfriend's name)
(attached to the rose the note says)
i used to believe that cupids never exist... however, when i met you, something made me believe otherwise.(give this one personally)

and when she gets off work

CHEESY MOVE2
dear, (girlfriends name)
(attached to the rose a note says)
im giving you a rose because thinking of you made me forget where i parked my car.
(leave this one on her car windshield)

now i want a feedback on both men and women on kmc forums because this has not been tested and im gonna do this... i need to know a womans perspective...
lets pretend youre my girlfriend, put yourself into her position. now i do the following

i approach you at work and personally make a CHEESY MOVE1
then after work you will see another rose at your windshield CHEESY MOVE2

none of those😖

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
none of those😖

good to know that... i ty for saving me the embarassment.
its time to change my tactics. now my question is how should i give a rose? i really need a womans perspective. may i remind you that the 2 moves havent been tested. i need to make sure if those 2 moves would be the boldest yet the stupidest move or will it win her heart.

0 vote yay
2 vote nay

first of all dont say anything cheesy like you have up there

why cant it just be something simple like... "i love you " while you give her the rose..(with a smile and kiss( in_love

ok thats what i would like😄

Change the first one slightly and forget the second one completely.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
first of all dont say anything cheesy like you have up there

why cant it just be something simple like... "i love you " while you give her the rose..(with a smile and kiss( in_love

ok thats what i would like😄

pfft LOVE? after 2 dates?
thats the biggest turn off ever. cuz ive tried it before.

but then again its now a choice
simply walk up to her at work and smile and say i love you.

Originally posted by Xirius
Change the first one slightly and forget the second one completely.

second one choice is eliminated.

Originally posted by DanteMayCry
pfft LOVE? after 2 dates?
thats the biggest turn off ever. cuz ive tried it before.

but then again its now a choice
simply walk up to her at work and smile and say i love you.

second one choice is eliminated.

o didnt know its been 2 dates.shock.. well... just dont say anything cheesy...

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
o didnt know its been 2 dates.shock.. well... just dont say anything cheesy...

ok morning glory...
what would be a good approach after 2 dates.

Originally posted by GCG
MOVE: "Dear_____, Nice legs you have there ; what time do they open?"

Move: Dear Boobs from reception, I wanna f*ck you hard.

I didn't like either of them.

I can't say what I'd write/say since I will almost certainly be single on Valentines Day as always.

this one almost always (3/4) worked for me maybe i should stick to it...

a rose with no note but boldly marches to her desk where she work and look straight at her eyes and say as i hand over the rose

''a woman of your magnitude always deserve a rose'' with a deep voice but loud enough
(my face expression as serious as a cold... then stare at the eyes. 3/4 of the time a girl will smile then i smile when she smiles..however 1/4 doesnt have any type of face expression and then just say thanks)

Is magnitude an appropriate word here? I would either talk up her physical attractiveness or magnanimity. It's difficult to decide which.

Move 2~ Its sweet and funny~ 🙂 🙂 🙂

Originally posted by ladyjedi05
Move 2~ Its sweet and funny~ 🙂 🙂 🙂

move1 0yes 2no
move2 1yes 2no
*move3/4 (based on experience 75% for winning her heart)
move ''love'' (based on my experience failed horribly)

*or ill can rely on the no note single rose and say ''a woman of your magnitude always deserve a rose" which i call move 3/4

Originally posted by GCG
MOVE: "Dear_____, Nice legs you have there ; what time do they open?"

😑 Gee GCG you must get all the girls with that line.

I was being my male obnoxious chauvinistic pig self 😇

Originally posted by GCG
I was being my male obnoxious chauvinistic pig self 😇

damnit i learned a valuable lesson... dont ask help from forums.