I Am Magnus And This Is My Thread!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Does your mom know that she is fat for all eternity?

😂

Not all that clever. And may I remind Bloigen I have him at gunpoint in another thread.

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Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Not all that clever. And may I remind Bloigen I have him at gunpoint in another thread.

Thats what they all say, but Bloigen owns

He has his lines once in a while, I admit. But mostly he's just stupid. Like the Austin Powers movies.

Originally posted by rickyduck
Thats what they all say, but Bloigen owns

The man speaks from the heart.

I've stated my piece. And isn't there a commandment against Bloigen?

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
I've stated my piece. And isn't there a commandment against Bloigen?

Yeah.

Thou shalt be in state of amazement when thy is spoke upon to by Bloigen.

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
I, Magnus, declare this my thread... and all who enter here are bound to the several commandments of Magnus.

1. All members (except mods, who are superior) are equal under this forum.
2. Lord Magnus is superior to all othermembers.
3. There is to be no contradiction in the commandments, and they cannot be edited. [edit] yes, they can be edited.
4. There shall be no bashing of Lord Magnus, for he is awesome.
5. Thou shalt not murder Lord Magnus... but thou can try.
6. There shall be no losers to enter the thread.
7. Comics are awesome.
8. If you're on the site, you're a nerd. There are no exceptions.
9. I don't support profanity. Don't be profane.
10. OBEY MY WILL!

#6... read 'em and weep. #9 and #4 go against most of the people here, too.

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
#6... read 'em and weep. #9 and #4 go against most of the people here, too.

#6 contradicts #1

Which contradicts 3... it can be summed up with 10, basically. And my will is that you go away and try and get a dime under your fridge for an hour.

A dime?

Yes, Bloigen. There's a dime under the fridge. Go get 'em.

A dime?

Magnus.....who are you really?

Originally posted by Bloigen
A dime?

(dont worry, americans have a weird system of money)

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Magnus.....who are you really?

Who am I? I am everything. I am nothing. I am life. I am death. I am all of your greatest hopes and worst nightmares come to fruition. I AM CHAOS! I AM THE VOICES THAT HAUNT YOU WHEN YOU'RE ALONE! I...AM...POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!