Who has the best quotes: Thanos vs Onslaught

Started by supervenom3 pages

Thanks Sixth.

We need more quotes ppl!

Originally posted by supervenom
Hey Jacobo, where did you get that quote out of?

from thanos issue number 6

Here is one

"I am now omnipotent. What should I do with such almighty power? The answer to that is really quite simple: Anything I want. Anything. I am incapable of error. Any result that displeases me I can simply reverse. There is nothing I need to worry on, for I am Thanos. And Thanos is supreme. Supreme."

"Death, thunderer, is like love-making. It gets better each time."

drooliodrooliodroolio

really?

And from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page
you have to look around a little bit on that site to find anything

Onslaught: Homo Sapiens - hear the words of Onslaught! From this day forward, the humans shall no longer inherit the earth! No more shall mutantkind be so savagely oppressed - for today marks the ultimate ascendance of the homo superior race!

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
trust me. it's better left that way 😉

:cry:

noooooooooooooooooo

ya, he might have been a plot device, but so much nostalga!

Onslaught: I am thought itself. I am perception. Perception IS reality. And reality....REJECTS YOU!

Onslaught owns all.

http://www.corvusonline.net/thanos/dcdirectdick2.html

"Oh, sweet batman's asscheeks..." hystericalhystericalhysterical. not really, just comes from superdickery i think.

"Am I not Thanos?! Did I not butcher the woman who gave me birth, who force-fed me into this hell called life?! Is not the wake of my passing crimson with the blood of my enemies and allies alike?! Death is with me every second of the day! My every moment is spent in either dealing out death or worshipping it! So tell me, who under the stars is better suited than I to be Death's consort?"

thanos "how ironic in the end. what thanos of titan did best was ba healer"

"surely Eternity, you must sense that everything the almighty was i now am.. did u ever dare demand anything from him... and i like he was,am now the author of all that will be.. my will is supreme"

http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=t08228cj.jpg

"enough of that"

Originally posted by TheKahn

Onslaught: Homo Sapiens - hear the words of Onslaught! From this day forward, the humans shall no longer inherit the earth! No more shall mutantkind be so savagely oppressed - for today marks the ultimate ascendance of the homo superior race!
Originally posted by Demigawd
Onslaught: I am thought itself. I am perception. Perception IS reality. And reality....REJECTS YOU!

YES! This is how this thread should be! Finally there is an even playing field.

These guys are really good at acting God-Like I love it. Such ego...

Thanks for the scans Sixth, I appreciate it. That Superman vs Thanos was hilarious.

Wayy too much for me to comment on all of your quotes guys, but thanks a lot. Makes me appreciate the guys a lot more.

And don't forget the Onslaught classic: "Behold my mighty hand!"

So good, he had to say it THREE TIMES during his run...

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
http://www.corvusonline.net/thanos/dcdirectdick2.html

"Oh, sweet batman's asscheeks..." hystericalhystericalhysterical. not really, just comes from superdickery i think.

that's the funniest thing i've seen in ages....

😆

Originally posted by inamilist
nobody likes onslaught...
I do!!! ✅

Originally posted by
http://www.corvusonline.net/thanos/dcdirectdick2.html
It's hilarious... 😆

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
There's also the infamous belt teleporter switch that renders *someguys* argument about him being helpless in space null.

Belt teleporter ? I thought he was pushing that button to activate his atomic bomb or whatever it was he said he was carrying with him.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Belt teleporter ? I thought he was pushing that button to activate his atomic bomb or whatever it was he said he was carrying with him.

So it is, my bad. I confused it with another scan from his pre-augmented days using the a teleporter on the same belt. He even mentioned beaming to the ship. Anyway, i'll try to get it cause it's pretty badass too.

"You gave this cretin an infinity gem?" - Thanos on Pip the Troll.

Thanos to Mephisto: "Even devils should beware when bargaining with Thanos of Titan!"

Thanos to Tyrant: "I've known Death...she doesn't want me anymore."

here are 2 of my favorites from apocalypse
Magneto: "I am going after apocalypse."
Apocalypse "Do what you will for I fear no one."

Apocalypse: " I am the rocks of the eternal shore, crash against me and be broken!"