Can You get Banned or Warned for Impersonating a Mod?

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You think that's me...but really...

*Zip lines down from rafters*

KEEEAAII! *Judo chop*

Hawhaw! Yesh! Lovleh parteh, pity I wasn't invited old boy.

-AC

Can't....breathe....

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*James Bond theme's out of the window*

Be shure to shee me in Cashino Royale!

-AC

No! I refuse to support a blonde Bonde!

Hawhaw! Yesh! Lovleh parteh, pity I wasn't invited old boy.

You heard it here folks! Bond likes "parties" involving one fat hairy man in his boxers watching porn while having a video game minimized.

Originally posted by BackFire
You heard it here folks! Bond likes "parties" involving one fat hairy man in his boxers watching porn while having a video game minimized.

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Dammit BackFire! You don't put an E on the end of Bond, it's fine as it is. You lisp the S and CH sounds, LISP THEM! GOD! Bloody amateurs. Do we live in a world where a guy can't expect everyone to do a great Sean Connery impression?

...I'll be in my trailer.

-AC

You're just mad that I'm not sharing my choice porn with you!

S-shall you stop talking in this porn-al way?

-AC

Porn is my Bond!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
S-shall you stop talking in this porn-al way?

-AC

Ahahahaha!

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BackFire, whilst I don't doubt that bonding could be done during porn, I wish not to know of this.

Don't walk out of here thinking I am a hater of porn, infact, if anyone leaves this thread thinking "AC hates porn"...yyyyou will be wrong.

However, I refuse to partake any further in the discussion of fornication with a SELF-PROCLAIMED de-pantsed hairy fat man with an affinity for spying on me in my tuxedo.

-AC

I'd spy on you while naked but you're always wearing that damn thing!

Wow, hah...*Tugs at collar*

I am so uncomfortable right now. The fun machine sure took a shit and died in this thread didn't it? Haha.

-AC

I'm surprised I haven't woken up my family from laughing 😆

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wow, hah...*Tugs at collar*

I am so uncomfortable right now. The fun machine sure took a shit and died in this thread didn't it? Haha.

-AC

What can I say, porn + World of Warcraft + Bond does strange things to me.

I'm sure there's a mighty big hole in what's left of your porn-loving heart, that only the likes of Adriana Sage can fill.

I must respectfully decline. You did well though, if only you were like...a hot woman.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
What can I say, porn + World of Warcraft + Bond does strange things to me.

Stranger than usual, you mean?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm sure there's a mighty big hole in what's left of your porn-loving heart, that only the likes of Adriana Sage can fill.

I must respectfully decline. You did well though, if only you were like...a hot woman.

-AC

Adriana Sage or Aurora Snow, and maybe Tera Patrick or Nautica Thorn, they can all fill any hole.....quite literally.

Never heard of Aurora Snow...or Nautica Thorn...only ever heard of Adriana Sage through you. Man, you're a porn aficionado as well as a movie one. I don't know if I should be impressed or freaked haha.

(Yes, Tera Patrick was left out because I have been fond of her, and also know of her.)

-AC