Superman versus Thor...WITH A TWIST !!!

Started by grey fox3 pages

Superman versus Thor...WITH A TWIST !!!

Superman is made out of chocolate , not the good creamy British stuff , or the rich Belgian crap . I could make him french chocolate just to be an ass but...nah . Let him be American Chocolate.

Thor is made out of the finest norse cheese avalible on the market.....

Marvel and DC really need to get off their arses and create new characters, cause peple are running out of ideas for this versus forum. 😎

I'm a Thor fan, but selective about my foreign cheese. I'll take the Superman chocolate, to eat with peanut butter and milk... 😂

HMMMMM chooooooooocoooolateeeeee!

go cheese! Im a pakers fan (cheese head) GO CHEESE!

Edit: Oh and the blob walks in and eats them both.

HAHAHA

😂

Super-bump

dude...
i ended it with my trump card, blob eats them both. Fox you just have to accept it....

With a twist?
Sounds more like a drink: one sip, you're out for the count.

this has been done many times already. but i doubt thor can take on supe with out mjornir

I wonder.... if supes used his heat vision would he melt his own head ?

bump

Superman'd try a speedblitz and melt himself....

Originally posted by Soljer
Superman'd try a speedblitz and melt himself....

Nah, bio aura.

Originally posted by Validus
Nah, bio aura.

Oh, that's a good point....

Superman's physiology is hyper-photosynthetic. Chocolate cannot photosynthesize, therefore, he is powerless.

Thor, on the other hand, is empowered by magical sources rather than scientific ones. Being made of cheese makes the mystical power in him no less powerful.

Who says chocolate can't photosynthesize?

Originally posted by Validus
Who says chocolate can't photosynthesize?

Uhhh...

Science, logic, common sense, and the last four hershey bars I interviewed.

Originally posted by diabloman
this has been done many times already. but i doubt thor can take on supe with out mjornir

wait... what? this has been done many times before? did you actually read the original post?

Originally posted by tjcoady
wait... what? this has been done many times before? did you actually read the original post?

He's banned, he can't here ya now....