Last Words of Famous People

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
-- William Clayton 😕

Jesus Christ: Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
From Luke 23:46

Originally posted by T.M
[B]Jesus Christ: Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
From Luke 23:46 [/B]

Come on... Let's stay with famous people. 😱 😆

Jesus wept..............shortest verse .

Ok ok...famous people..

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. ~Joan Rivers

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. ~Nora Ephron

You think I need to go out on a date or something......OH, my one tract mind.......lol 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Come on... Let's stay with famous people. 😱 😆

Is there anybody more famous/infamous?

😉

(See Napolean's last words in the opening post.)

Malcolm X: Let's cool it brothers.
Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.

Edgar Allan Poe: Lord help my poor soul.

Bart, stop pestering Satan!
- Marge Simpson
😂

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West

Oh, I love Mae West quotes....

Dylan Thomas: I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record (Welsh Poet)

Erskine Childers: Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way. (Irish patriot)
Executed by firing squad.

Sean Flannagan: I love you.
Spoken to the executioner. Executed by injection.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." (General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania, 1864)

i always loved that one...pure gold of the highest order

Claudel, Paul (1868-1955)
"Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

Hubbock, Chris
"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing
you the latest in blood and guts, in living colour, you're about to
see another first--an attempted suicide."
(just before she shot herself during a live broadcast)

Jolson, Al (1886-1950)
"This is it. I'm going. I'm going."

Mussolini, Benito (1883-1945)
"But, but, mister Colonel..."
(Before being executed.)

Oates, Lawrence (1880-1912)
"I am just going outside and may be some time."
(Before vanishing into the blizzard on the ill fated Antarctic expedition.)

Legend goes that Goethe said just before his death "More Light...." is that worth a mention? Not in my opinion...damn.

Just before his death, Einstein muttered something in German but the nurse who was in the room didnt quite catch what he said... 🙁

BUMP. 🤺

Just thinking back on the original post,....

It's amazing how many of our most creative/innovative people were really "scared" and "duped" into being Christians. 😉 🙂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Come on... Let's stay with famous people. 😱 😆

Originally posted by Mr Brightside
How can he not be famous? Everyone here knows who he is and what he's about... He's the most famous person mentioned so far!

**I pull you to the side and whisper in your ear. "It was sarcasm" Looks around to make sure no one noticed**

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."

Or

Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.

Or

Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.

Or

People are scared to touch your bathrobe.

You know you're a redneck if:

http://www.riches2surf.com/RedneckIf.htm

I didn't get enough sleep last night... 😮

And that has to do with famous people, how...?

Famous Rednecks??? 😮

Bill Clinton is one hell of a famous redneck.........piiiiiig sooooooooooooooooieeeeeeeeeeeee razorbacks

Well then he said those things...........lol