Ive been fired

Some of receptioinist I came across, man you'd think that one of the wants of the employer 4 a receptioinist is "female dog", "Hi yes I've been a professional "female dog" for over 4 years now"

EDIT: Wants a word for a female dog 😉

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Doesn't everyone work "just for the money"? 😑

No! I work in order to contribute to society in a meaningful, profound way. TO in some way, put my stamp on this world, and have them remember that the "funny looking guy on the 4th floor with antlers REALLY made a difference!" moose

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No! I work in order to contribute to society in a meaningful, profound way. TO in some way, put my stamp on this world, and have them remember that the "funny looking guy on the 4th floor with antlers [B]REALLY made a difference!" moose [/B]

Originally posted by Slay
They'll remember you because you wear Strawberry Shortcake Slippers 24/7 😛

Maybe so, but wouldn't you say that is an endearing trait?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Maybe so, but wouldn't you say that is an endearing trait?

Originally posted by Slay
No.

Marry me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Marry me?

Ok.

Originally posted by Vendetta
Some of receptioinist I came across, man you'd think that one of the wants of the employer 4 a receptioinist is "female dog", "Hi yes I've been a professional "female dog" for over 4 years now"

EDIT: Wants a word for a female dog 😉

'*****' lol.... im not like that onestly

Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok.

I'm sorry. No offence, but I prefer slightly neurotic, coffee swilling, antagonictic, sarcastic Dutch men instead.

Still friends?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Marry me?

Will you wear Victoria's Secrets on our wedding night? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No! I work in order to contribute to society in a meaningful, profound way. TO in some way, put my stamp on this world, and have them remember that the "funny looking guy on the 4th floor with antlers [B]REALLY made a difference!" moose [/B]

😂

Originally posted by Slay
Scott.
I thought we discussed this.And agreed it was in our best interest,to stop making those homo-erotic comments.We stopped doing that for a few months now,and it was going fine.Let's not start over.

Will you wear Victoria's Secrets on our wedding night? 😖hifty:

You're right. It's just that I picture you in your smoking jacket, with your pipe, thigh high pink boots and that little hat with the propeller on top and I get...nostalgic. Sorry.

nope, I'll only wear a smile. And those Smurfs underwear you like so much.

Who would fire a duchess? 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm sorry. No offence, but I prefer slightly neurotic, coffee swilling, antagonictic, sarcastic Dutch men instead.

Still friends?

But I fit 5 out of those 6.

If only I was a man.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Yes, of course Dear. 🙄

You see right through me.

Damn you and your x-ray vision. I always feel so naked around you.

*looks down, realizes he IS naked*

😮 hehheh

Originally posted by Bloigen
But I fit 5 out of those 6.

If only I was a man.

I know...you're SO close. But, my standards are strict.

Besides, I've been burned by Dutch Penguins before, and I'm still hurting.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You see right through me.

Damn you and your x-ray vision. I always feel so naked around you.

*looks down, realizes he IS naked*

😮 hehheh

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're right. It's just that I picture you in your smoking jacket, with your pipe, thigh high pink boots and that little hat with the propeller on top and I get...nostalgic. Sorry.

nope, I'll only wear a smile. And those Smurfs underwear you like so much.

Allright that sucked disgust

Great,I'll wear...underwear made out of fish guts 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know...you're SO close. But, my standards are strict.

Besides, I've been burned by Dutch Penguins before, and I'm still hurting.

But the only other dutch penguins are Hippogiraffes.