The Ultimate Showdown

What if...

Darkseid, Juggernaut, Doomsday, The Hulk, Silver Surfer, Galactus, King Thor, Odin, Thanos w/ the infinity gauntlet, Lobo, Superman, Wonder Woman, Hercules, Ares, Green Lantern, Mephisto, the Living Tribunal, the Watcher, Eternity, the Celestials, Onslaught, Dark Phoenix, The Maestro, The Destoyer, Gladiator, The Spectre, Dr. Fate, Parallex, and Ego the living planet

VS.

Aunt May w/ a really big dough roller!

Too hard to choose, really.

I'd probably say aunt May. Those cookies make anyone weak at the knees!

Yeah Aunt May!

NO way is this a fair fight, let Wolverine help may out then it would be fair......................

that is SO unfair... how do the bad guys have a hope against May, she's a MEAN shot with that dough roller! Ouch!

Can Aunt May speedblitz?

Sppeedblitz... pah! She can Ultra- Super- Dooper- Trooper Speed Nuke and stufgf...

YOUR ALL SO STUPID HOW COULD AUNT MAY POSSIBLY BEAT WOULVORINE ...........NO ONE CAN BEAT HIM NOT EVEN ROBIN........

It's a joke! Wow. Fanboys are funny.

Heh.

When I first saw this topic, I thought you were talking about the song by Lemon Demon.

It could work..........
We could do the whole thing to that tune.

Here's how the fight goes: Aunt May calls Peter, Peter calls Reed Richards, Reed finds Galactus, Galactus eats all the bad guys, and Aunt May bakes him a LOT of cookies. I think after that he would spare Earth 100 times over.
w00t

Originally posted by Etrigan
Heh.

When I first saw this topic, I thought you were talking about the song by Lemon Demon.

love that song!!!

Mildly funny. But still blatently lopsided (or spite, depending on how you look at it).

Closed.