you're an idiot.
use a damn dictionary, or goto a library!!!! anyone will tell you that you have no clue what you're talking about. why should anyone believe you over an encyclopedia?
fruit:
1 a : a product of plant growth (as grain, vegetables, or cotton) <the fruits of the field> b (1) : the usually edible reproductive body of a seed plant; especially : one having a sweet pulp associated with the seed <the fruit of the tree> (2) : a succulent plant part (as the petioles of a rhubarb plant) used chiefly in a dessert or sweet course c : a dish, quantity, or diet of fruits <live on fruit> d : a product of fertilization in a plant with its modified envelopes or appendages; specifically : the ripened ovary of a seed plant and its contents e : the flavor or aroma of fresh fruit in mature wine
as you can plainly see, one can define fruit in a number of ways. you're not 100% right at all. strawberries and bananas are fruits, whether you like it or not