Slay: Portrait of an ugly Dutch Prostitute *COMING SOON TO THEATRES*

*MOVIE ANNOUNCER'S VOICE*

He was born a woman trapped inside an ugly UGLY man's body.

He knew he was different and was crying to be freed.

His life marred by tragedy and degradation. It seemed all hope was lost.....*intercut to scene of Slay living on the steets, turning tricks*

And then in a heartbeat, his life changed.

*Handsome doctor, played by Heath Ledger*

A doctor, who was willing to transform this deformed young 'man' into the budding woman he was dying to become, found the beauty deep within Slay's tortured soul, and helped the caterpillar transform into the butterfly.

And now, their lives are forever woven together, as pimp and hooker, friend and lover.

A story of tragic beginnings, fateful meetings, and the greatest set of fake boobs a doctor has EVER put on a man.

Starring Heath Ledger as Dr. James Hott
Slay as Sidney the ugly Prostitute
Robin Williams as his Mother
and ~Da Moose~ as The straight guy who thinks the whole thing is sick.

**COMING SOON TO THEATRES NEAR YOU*

This has gone from jokes to just plain insulting 😬

Originally posted by Slay
This has gone from jokes to just plain insulting 😬

You can't be serious. 😐

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You can't be serious. 😐

Originally posted by Slay
Well I mean,I don't like to be called an ugly whore 😬

😂 No more than I like to be told I have foot fungus. IT's meant in jest my friend. If you want though, I will have it closed.

Excuse me?

When the... did he say you were an ugly whore?

Originally posted by Da preacher
Excuse me?

When the... did he say you were an ugly whore?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 No more than I like to be told I have foot fungus. IT's meant in jest my friend. If you want though, I will have it closed.

I'm boycotting your gay-porn store from now on mhm

hmm 😐

I read the thread title and I didn't read: 'Slay is an ugly whore'.

But this thread is pathetic.
I mean really....................

Originally posted by Slay
Read the thread title...
Well foot fungus is different then Ugly Whore 😬

Like I said, I will close it if you honestly find it that offensive. It's not MEANT to be, but whatever man. 😬

Originally posted by Da preacher
I read the thread title and I didn't read: 'Slay is an ugly whore'.

But this thread is pathetic.
I mean really....................

Thanks for your patronage, and have a nice day. 👆

Originally posted by Da preacher
I read the thread title and I didn't read: 'Slay is an ugly whore'.

But this thread is pathetic.
I mean really....................

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Like I said, I will close it if you honestly find it that offensive. It's not MEANT to be, but whatever man. 😬

Originally posted by Slay
Prostitute whore,whatever... Nah I'm just kidding.You might have gone just a TEENY overboard but whatever...

Aiite...latah!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aiite...latah!

Cut it down will ya?

It's not because the prostitute in this thread is Dutch and you are that he meant you were a whore.

I mean C'mon.

Originally posted by Da preacher
Cut it down will ya?

It's not because the prostitute in this thread is Dutch and you are that he meant you were a whore.

I mean C'mon.

I feel releaved now 😐

I think its funny as hell.

😂

Oh sorry, i really didn't see that!
My honest excuses.

That's flaming really, this dude should really get banned.
I mean that guy has totally no sense of humor.

Technically, wasn't "he" (shrug) only ugly before he was a prostitute? 😐