The Great Escape

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The Great Escape

So theres about 20 Jawas in a stadium with 5 Hungry Nexus. Theres only one exit. All Jawas have is bronze 1-meter spear

Now heres teh Twist!!!1!1

1) The Exit closes RIGHT AFTER ONE JAWA EXITS which means it all Jawas for itself( And its Jawa Vs Jawa Vs Nexus)
2) The Nexus are bit bigger seen in move, have monsterous appetite, its immortal, and when its stabbed in the head it can't move for 3 minutes.
3) The remaining Jawas(When a Lucky Jawa exits the stadium) are still alive, they are forced into laundry slavery by the n00b Commander himself.

All Jawas have number tags on them so say "Jawa 12 escapes!" or something.

The Jawas win blindfolded; every time the Nexus get within twenty meters of one of them, the beasts'll get shocked, burned, halted, and chucked away. They all walk out, then bust apart your laundry service.

Re: The Great Escape

Originally posted by Commander K
So theres about 20 Jawas in a stadium with 5 Hungry Nexus. Theres only one exit. All Jawas have is bronze 1-meter spear

Now heres teh Twist!!!1!1

1) The Exit closes RIGHT AFTER ONE JAWA EXITS which means it all Jawas for itself( And its Jawa Vs Jawa Vs Nexus)
2) The Nexus are bit bigger seen in move, have monsterous appetite, its immortal, and when its stabbed in the head it can't move for 3 minutes.
3) The remaining Jawas(When a Lucky Jawa exits the stadium) are still alive, they are forced into laundry slavery by the n00b Commander himself.

All Jawas have number tags on them so say "Jawa 12 escapes!" or something.

The Jawa uses it's Uber force to kill all five Nexus (This is one Jawa killing all five, BTW) and all the Jawa escape.

This thread should be closed.

thsi thread better than your thread 😛

Re: Re: The Great Escape

Originally posted by Lörd Sorgo
The Jawa uses it's Uber force to kill all five Nexus (This is one Jawa killing all five, BTW) and all the Jawa escape.

This thread should be closed.

1) Only one can escape, all remaing Jawas will be in laundry slavery by me
2) All five Nexus are IMMORTAL.

And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

Me?

No, Sorgo.

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

A Jawa could kill an army of Nexu. Don't blasphemize.

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

Dude, the Jawas would just use their uber powers and rip a trillion Nexus apart.

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

HERECY!

Shut up... That "Jawas can beat anything!" thing isn't even funny anymore...

Originally posted by Faroth
Shut up... That "Jawas can beat anything!" thing isn't even funny anymore...

May Artoo protect you from the Jawa wrath.

Jawa wrath my ass.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
May Artoo protect you from the Jawa wrath.
Originally posted by Faroth
Jawa wrath my ass.

Just digging a deeper grave.

JAWA wrath on your ass.

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No. And Glentract, I plan to get cremated, thank you very much.

HAXXORS!!!