Deadpool VS. The Tick
Deadpool is hired by Chairface Chippendale to take out his greatest enemy....The Tick!! Needing money to get his costume drycleaned, Deadpool accepts the job. Once getting to The City, Deadpool calls out The Tick who is having lunch with Arthur and American Maid in his favorite diner! With a mighty "Spooooonn!!!!!!" the Tick jumps from the diner rooftop towards 'Pool....
"Naughty-spawn, EAT MY JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!" shouts the Tick...
"Oh brother, and I thought my lines were corny!?!?!
Time to Die bug-boy!!!".............
So, it's strength, invulnerbility, and dimwittedness VS. fighting skill, healing factor, and mouthy one-liners!!!!