-=- Those Crazy Texans -=-

Started by Koala MeatPie2 pages

-=- Those Crazy Texans -=-

As herd on CHOM 97.7 FM

An Australian Woman came to visit in Texas, While in the movies, another woman answered her cellphone and became to talk.

The Australian shushed her, and, after failing to comply, Tapped her on the arm and shushed her again.
The Texan was furious, ran out, got a cop and Arrested the Australian for (forgot the term) but "Beating her Up" and "Intrusion of Privacy"

The Australian Woman is currently in jail and awaiting trial.

VS

Dick Chaney Shot his Lawyer and they joke about it in the white house. (BTW' his lawyer had a heart attack due to a lodged bullet in his heart, he is in critical condition)(METRO Feb 15)

Conclusion: In Taxes you can not shush somebody, but you can shoot them in the face. (Expression, not Literly)

He didn't shoot him in the face! Its torso...................lol yeah I am sure the Australian was totally innocent since police ask witness's what they saw and heard.................

Americans are stupid, I would have belted the ***** for talking in the theatre.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
As herd on CHOM 97.7 FM

An Australian Woman came to visit in Texas, While in the movies, another woman answered her cellphone and became to talk.

The Australian shushed her, and, after failing to comply, Tapped her on the arm and shushed her again.
The Texan was furious, ran out, got a cop and Arrested the Australian for (forgot the term) but "Beating her Up" and "Intrusion of Privacy"

The Australian Woman is currently in jail and awaiting trial.

VS

Dick Chaney Shot his Lawyer and they joke about it in the white house. (BTW' his lawyer had a heart attack due to a lodged bullet in his heart, he is in critical condition)(METRO Feb 15)

Conclusion: In Taxes you can not shush somebody, but you can shoot them in the face. (Expression, not Literly)


As for the Australian...

Well, if someone says that someone was beating on him or her, then it is the duty of the police to take care of that person. Unfortunately, people are stupid jerk-offs.

As for the shooting...

It's kinda funny, actually. I mean, it's bad that Cheney shot someone, but it's funny, too. Like in Wedding Crashers...which is what I thought of when I heard of it.

People just need to shut up when they watch a movie. Cinemas are for watching movies, not talking.

And isn't it a law to SHUT OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND PAGERS ?

HA! Pagers.. Who the hell uses that anymore : 🙄

"The Australian shushed her, and, after failing to comply, Tapped her on the arm and shushed her again.
The Texan was furious, ran out, got a cop and Arrested the Australian for (forgot the term) but "Beating her Up" and "Intrusion of Privacy""

I have NEVER EVER seen someone arrested for this. Its what I would like to call colorful media as I see no witness reports on this so called arrest..............

Actually it was in all the papers here. After being shushed by the Australian the American lady abused her and then went and got the police and went on about how her personal space had been invaded and she felt emotionally assaulted - the police apparently warned the American is she tried to press charges she to would also have to be charged with a more serious offense (based on her conduct and language) - as the police did interview the witnesses and found that in all sensability the American lady blew it out of proportion and acted in a far more serious manner. Apparently the American wouldn't back down, so now they are both face charges - one more serious then the other. It was predicted the charge against the Australian would be thrown out, as might the one against the American, by any sensible judge.

He didn't shoot him in the face! Its torso...................lol yeah I am sure the Australian was totally innocent since police ask witness's what they saw and heard.................

He was hit in the face, chest and shoulder by the pellets.

Thank You.

Originally posted by Makedde
Americans are stupid, I would have belted the ***** for talking in the theatre.

Which makes all Americans stupid, am I right? I am american, I am stupid but not stupid enough to arrest someone for something as simple as that, or so forth.

what would Rolf Harris say about this! I can't believe he hasn't passed his royal decision on that auzzies crime...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
what would Rolf Harris say about this! I can't believe he hasn't passed his royal decision on that auzzies crime...

I reckon he'll break out the old wobble board and make his feeling known through the medium of song, and few known forces can stand up to Rolf in full wobble.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Which makes all Americans stupid, am I right? I am american, I am stupid but not stupid enough to arrest someone for something as simple as that, or so forth.

What you'll find, my dear boy, is that Makkede is an idiot.

physical contact can be considered assault.
please dont attack me, im just pointing out fact,
i do think that lady was an ******* for lying.
what i mean is that there are many cases where one guy will
get in anothers face and perhaps point their finger on the
other guy. the other guy obviously acknowledges the threat
and beats the shit out of him and gets
off for self defense. and i think thats just fine.

so certain laws are in place for a good reason, but can also be
manipulated and abused, as is the case here.

oh and texas sucks.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Which makes all Americans stupid, am I right? I am american, I am stupid but not stupid enough to arrest someone for something as simple as that, or so forth.

So how does this defend your point exactly?

Wait, What is your point?

"Not all Americans are Stupid, but I am An American, and Stupid"

!?

Originally posted by Makedde
Americans are stupid.

Shut up. People talking in the cinema is pretty rare for me. This is just one crazy person who took an incident like this too far. The fact that she is American or she is Australian is irrelevant and doesn't make a story like this anymore interesting.

Since everyone seem to watching this case with overflowing excitement *tumble weed blows past* The verdict is in: - Australian charged with assault - pleaded guilty, got off with a $200 fine, it wont go on her record the judge said unless she committed another crime during the next 90 or so days. It also doesn't affect her application to migrate to the US either. Judge also commented on the absurdity of the whole matter. So she is happy.

Texan - Still awaiting her day in court over her charge of disorderly conduct (over the abuse and screaming and all that.)

oh and texas sucks.

I like that quote "If I owned Hell and Texas I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." Maybe it's not quite that bad, but it's still a good quote.

Originally posted by Makedde
Americans are stupid

Not all of us are stupid you know cry

Originally posted by Makedde
People just need to shut up when they watch a movie. Cinemas are for watching movies, not talking.
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
And isn't it a law to SHUT OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND PAGERS ?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Since everyone seem to watching this case with overflowing excitement *tumble weed blows past* The verdict is in: - Australian charged with assault - pleaded guilty, got off with a $200 fine, it wont go on her record the judge said unless she committed another crime during the next 90 or so days. It also doesn't affect her application to migrate to the US either. Judge also commented on the absurdity of the whole matter. So she is happy.

I still think that's pretty outragous, if she did what they say she did (tapping a woman on the shoulder).

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So how does this defend your point exactly?

Wait, What is your point?

"Not all Americans are Stupid, but I am An American, and Stupid"

!?


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