I Rule.

That's right! Since nobody is here to bump this thread, I f*cking rule this joint. F*ck ya'll that are in my way. I know when I'm offline you all worship my hot ass.

Thats what you think😖hifty:

Oh dear god! I hope there isn't an uprising! 😕

*uprises*

*tries to uprise but strains back and sits back down*

wtf?

Originally posted by KENobi™
*uprises*

May God have mercy on us all!

Originally posted by Mišt
*tries to uprise but strains back and sits back down*

Lol, u teh fat one!

Originally posted by BakaXero
wtf?

Get out of my kingdom!

Im not fat, Ive got a big boner...I mean...big boned..yeah....big boned..😖hifty:

Originally posted by Mišt
Im not fat, Ive got a big boner...I mean...big boned..yeah....big boned..😖hifty:

This concept of "big boner" confuses and infuriates me!

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Nevermind
Get out of my kingdom!

Originally posted by Mišt
😖hifty:

You were never quite the same after your lobotomy. ❌

Originally posted by BakaXero
no 😐

Fine, then at least give me a panda to eat.

Lobotomy eh? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Nevermind
Fine, then at least give me a panda to eat.

Originally posted by BakaXero
no1234

Fine, give me two Popsicles and that rusty old birdcage.

Birdcage eh? 😖hifty:

Deal. Want the dead bird contained in the cage or as a third popsicle?