Moments that shouldn't have happened (here you go Mider)

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Moments that shouldn't have happened (here you go Mider)

Uhhhh...... alot of apocalypse stuff.....aaaaand......submit your own (I'm too tired right now.)

thanos being arrested by human cops

Wonder women blocking the omega beams with her bracelets

thanos losing to tarzan

apocalypse dieing after one whisper from black bolt

apocalypse losing to magneto by being torn to ribbots

orion losing to SS so horribly

dracula giving SS any trouble what so ever

champion jobbing so horribly to SS and thanos

onslaught...

onslought wasnt so bad

Apocalypse versus the table... the table's victory should have been more conclusive.

Originally posted by Mider
thanos being arrested by human cops

heh heh....it's a secret we don't like letting out because the Thanos fanboys need it, but...that wasn't canon.


Wonder women blocking the omega beams with her bracelets

It's debatable. The omega beams have different intents - that was probably specifically a disintegration beam, which I think is blockable by her vembraces. However, if he WANTED to kill her, it should be within his capabilities for the omega beams to just bypass her vembraces entirely and kill her on the spot.


thanos losing to tarzan

You're safe...that was a low grade malfunctioning clone.


apocalypse dieing after one whisper from black bolt

It's BLACK BOLT. I'd find it ridiculous if he DIDN'T die. Galactus is afraid to hear him speak. It's probably one of the five most powerful energy attacks in the Marvel Universe.


apocalypse losing to magneto by being torn to ribbots

Apoc is filled with Celestial tech, has iron in his blood, and has a nervous system and body comprised of atoms. If Magneto can take down the Celestial Ship by manipulating its tech, he can take down Apoc the same way.


orion losing to SS so horribly

Agreed. It should have been more competitive.


dracula giving SS any trouble what so ever

Definitely agree here.


champion jobbing so horribly to SS and thanos

Champion is an idiot, I'm afraid.

who writes these stories i mean geez

i dont know why the hell Galactus would be afraid of black bolt

I AM GALACTUS EATER OF WORLDS WHO FEARS NO ONE..........sept that little dude on earth with the little tuning fork on his head BUT OTHER THEN THAT THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN MAKE ME AFRAID

Well, he's a little Inhuman, but he's in possession of something capable of destroying planets if let loose. I mean, if a whisper that you can't even hear can shatter a mountain, imagine a full scream, or reading the Declaration of Independence while pissed....

i heard that Apoc did whitstand his scream once

Originally posted by Mider
i heard that Apoc did whitstand his scream once
I recall that was before the scream was redefined to being more than just sound.

redefined?

Originally posted by Mider
i heard that Apoc did whitstand his scream once

Blackbolt has two types of attacks...there's the scream, which he doesn't do often because of the collateral damage that it does, and there's a focused sonic attack (which I don't think he does anymore). When he's in populated areas, he does the latter, but it's much weaker. He had to do that to Apoc because Apoc had Cyclop's son in his possession and a bunch of X-men and Inhumans around. You know when he's using the scream because everything around him is destroyed. That wasn't the case in X-factor.

or it could be because apoc took the brunt of it and it stopped the destruction that normally would have happened??? i dunno dont care.

onslaught was a good idea... but as soon as it hit paper it became crap. especially if you are a juggernaut fan. who took the brunt of everything that onslaught was built upon. there were to many incosistancies (way above the average consistancies marvel already has) no matter what book it was.

Originally posted by Mider
i dont know why the hell Galactus would be afraid of black bolt

I AM GALACTUS EATER OF WORLDS WHO FEARS NO ONE..........sept that little dude on earth with the little tuning fork on his head BUT OTHER THEN THAT THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN MAKE ME AFRAID

Galactus gets scared quite often , he shit himself when the fantastic four got hold of the ultimate nullifier and ran in fear from thor's godblast.

another stupid thing that shouldnt happen in comics is how can galactus die from a nuclear blast when other beings who are lower as in invisible boy or silver surfer who can servive a planet destroying blast how come galactus cant servive a nuke while his heralds can servive a planet destroying blast isnt that how they destroyed the thanos/galactus clone and he was suppose to be even more powerful then normal galactus.

Darkseid loosing to Superman.

ugh big time bs feat by superman but then again in DC superman just gets a tan and suddenly he is omnipatent and beats a galaxy wide thread like megadon.........ok whatever......coughs......

Originally posted by Mider
ugh big time bs feat by superman but then again in DC superman just gets a tan and suddenly he is omnipatent and beats a galaxy wide thread like megadon.........ok whatever......coughs......

Meh , sun dip makes a certain amount of sense. Although the time it takes to absorb said energy should be increased.....

You don't have to crunch the numbers to know Superman puts out way more power than he could possibly absorb from sunlight.