Got a pencil i can borrow

😖 OMG, what a moron 😆

Originally posted by ladygrim
Got a pencil i can borrow

Uh, I think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer. 😉

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
This is much worse

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/110142004.htm

god that is revolting 😘

See.......A women would never do anything as stupid with her body like that.........Even after a few drinks.........GEE, I think I'll mutilate myself.. and bleed all over while I go to the pub.....😑

He shoulda used wire...this way he coulda bent his thingamabob into all kinds of useful shapes.

As for the rugby player who chopped off his testes because he lost a game...hopefully he did this before having kids, so at least the gene pool is safe.

Originally posted by ladygrim
"Tupic said ... he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

Hey, we the public don't need to hear his agreement...this should be a pact with himself first!

Do people really do this???? Or maybe just people on drugs..

I have, but I used Twizzlers.

Tweezers to get the pencil out??? 😑

😐

No, you fools, I said Twizzlers, not tweezers! For all of you who are just leaving your caves, it's string licorice candy! And I retract my joke, as it was now ruined. crybaby

Ohhhhhhhh.......... 😂

Originally posted by debbiejo
See.......A women would never do anything as stupid with her body like that.........

😘 You would be suprised,some of the shit I have seen on the internet...

Originally posted by debbiejo
See.......A women would never do anything as stupid with her body like that.........Even after a few drinks.........GEE, I think I'll mutilate myself.. and bleed all over while I go to the pub.....😑

Bullshit.

Ever hear the one of a woman "playing" with a certain type of candle, and her body heat melted it inside her body?

This becomes an excellent avenue to promote your business, charity, personal endeavor or what have you because you don't mine "loosing" your pen when your printed message and your business name is printed on the side of pen.

I bet he can DRAW in the girls🙂

Yikes. 🙁

omg!....do I have to say it...pencile dick!

I bet he LEAD a few ladys on🙂

Originally posted by ladygrim

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.