A room

*lives a more fulfilling life than bloodybows*
Anyone still watching the TV?

*kicks lord magnus in the balls so he cant reproduce ever again*

*was lying on his stomach*
*shoots bloody bows in the chest, juuust far enough from the heart so that he'll convulse for 24 hours before he dies*

*pukes blood on lord magnus and stains his clothes and carpet*

Originally posted by bloody bows1
*convulses for 24 hours before he dies*

*finishes the job*
*disposes of the body*
*hires a carpet cleaner*
*takes a shower*
*gets dressed (in a separate room)*
*turns off the TV and pulls out a book*

*comes back as zombie and eats lord magnus's brain*

*had showered in holy water*
*zombie is incinerated with contact*

too late

Even if not, I was wearing the helmet; and I'm God. And my new username will have reinforced immortality.

*poops in hand and throws it at lord magnus* is it gonna be lord paradise

*showers again*
Lord Paradise... God. Captain America sig and avvie. Location: Formerly Magnus. Eventually I'll change the locataion to Paradise.
*resumes reading*

*stashes free food from Ladyluck's Lounge*

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
There's a couch, a fridge, a chair, an unlocked door and a window. Ceiling fan and lighting, nice paint and wallpaper. Fridge is mostly empty but you can bring your own food.

*enters room*

Lord Paradise 😂

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Lord Paradise 😂

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