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"DarkEngine was having Light Engine with another dash in his other landspeeder, when Lando, gandalf and spiderman...were peeing on George.W.Bush when someone suddenly bit gandalf where he can`t feel anything.
He want`s respect for his privates lieutenants, and soldiers but not presidents pissing like rainstorms and hail blizzard are comming soon towards a car with wheels.
Suddenly, Jackie Chan caught gandalf with a butterfly net.
Then pissed in general direction of van damme and died next to Sam Neil who allready had hemorrhoids. Van Damme never wanted children with girls, beause he knew that Dr.Frankenstein could create a monster that can love vegetables.
Later Van damme galloped towards Dr.Quasimodo piss pouring down the drain, Gandalf farted on Dr.Zaius who unfortunately died.
Suddenly piss fell from heaven into Charlie Chaplin`s cathouse however Jack Nicholsen really whipped out his junior on dinner table of Frankenstein, Frankenstein then screamed "Arggg!" Calamari I hate cheese. But lipstick is good" he said.
Dresses pissed on the alchemists` wife in bed who snort -ed cocaine and choked on the phlegm. "Why don`t we invest 10,000,000 piggies pissing on Martha Stewart who trotted my pants filled with hunkadory Norwegian pancakes maple syrup with strawberrys and whipped cream sundaes, that squished when smashed into your face.
"Why did the polka-dotted really go number two or 25 for doing the thing over the rainbow star in bed?
no, parking lott Monkeys are pissing uncomfertably shoe hurt presidents Clitoris he sniggered his piss down the back of the old scabby shed. The mean dog with shit ate up lotta Cowseys.
Suddenly Billy Ocean and myself got the best of the morning and finds themselves lost misplaced in the shadows. Screaming he jumped on the appel shit of the toillet and yelped over the big adducent freak of nature.
A man who couldnt walk then again he walked abowe the hot boyling lava, but he jumped right in the middle teleporting himself tora bora when a kodiak bear jumped at Dexx and Dexxy died after several twats sat on a bench.
The poison ran in the park where it parked it`s gelly in his bra was dancing the polka with mojo.
Dr.Evil is evil.
He dished the mojo out the window and jumped out too. He splatted on the pavement which wasn`t very smooth with the big asshole.
The pornwild nerd went bzerk with an ugly twi-lek and pooped a cap drunk in her bra."
What a fucked up story!!!!