List the most common lies

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
dave is my best friend 😐

I know you do. 😮 I love you too.

just playin. 😛

"I'm a hunk with bulging biceps..."

The most common misunderstanding is that nerds have less fun...

...It's so much better on our side.

It's not my dope, i was keeping it for a friend

Honest 😮

it was the guy behind me

I didn't tell on you, I promise. It was all him. *points*

You have no idea how many time that happens. -_-;

I did not murder him!

Very common in I, Robot 🙂

ha, good movie. what about...

"i love you for who you are... not because you're attractive, or that you have big boobs, or that your parent's are filthy rich. i love you because of the person deep inside."

BS

i,robot is rubbish

common lie

every Jacopex post

"I was the one who video taped Paris Hiltons porno video.."

Believe it or not, I've actually heard that before.

From Womens' Mouths:

"I'm a Virgin"

I didn't do it.

"I swear I flushed."

"Uh... I swear, those are girl's boxers..."

Originally posted by sonjay
"I swear I flushed."

"The cat was on fire when I got here"

Originally posted by Xirius
"The cat was on fire when I got here"

"I swear, that's spaghetti sauce...."

I did not have sexual relations with that woman -Bill Clinton

"Yes, officer." and "Yes, your honor."