Vandal Savage versus Apocalypse

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Vandal Savage versus Apocalypse

Apocalypse, testing out an invention, appears in Savage's base. Apocalypse has the superior powers but Savage has his army. Which of the immortals wins.

What kind of army does vandal savage have?

A several hundred well equipped men, superminions and technologicall defnces

Apocalypse , he grows a few hundred feet and stamps on the army.

He actually had an army of superpowered kids that took it to Flash, in the last couple issues of the series.

Originally posted by King_Mungi
He actually had an army of super powered kids that took it to Flash, in the last couple issues of the series.

Damn , i thought he meant a regular old human army with some decent tech .....WAIT you say these super powered kids took out the flash!!!

What was the plot device this time ?

Originally posted by grey fox
Damn , i thought he meant a regular old human army with some decent tech .....WAIT you say these super powered kids took out the flash!!!

What was the plot device this time ?

No plot device, the Flash just really, really likes kids 😖hifty:

Originally posted by grey fox
Apocalypse , he grows a few hundred feet and stamps on the army.

Love it.

Originally posted by grey fox
Damn , i thought he meant a regular old human army with some decent tech .....WAIT you say these super powered kids took out the flash!!!

What was the plot device this time ?

I did mean that - he only has a few supervillains (sonic guy, energy blaster) who are about as strong as medium level x-men

Originally posted by TheKahn
No plot device, the Flash just really, really likes kids 😖hifty:

So since they're joined at the crotch, what happens when they have to pee?
No matter who's holding their johnson, it would make the Flash look like a pedophile, 'cause either he's having Kid Flash touch him inappropriately, or he's touching Kid Flash inappropriately.

Plus, isn't Kid Flash his nephew or something? Gyah, the more I think about this, the more wrong it becomes.

Originally posted by grey fox

So since they're joined at the crotch, what happens when they have to pee?
No matter who's holding their johnson, it would make the Flash look like a pedophile, 'cause either he's having Kid Flash touch him inappropriately, or he's touching Kid Flash inappropriately.

Plus, isn't Kid Flash his nephew or something? Gyah, the more I think about this, the more wrong it becomes.

😱 😆 hysterical

who comes up with this stuff

So since they're joined at the crotch, what happens when they have to pee?
No matter who's holding their johnson, it would make the Flash look like a pedophile, 'cause either he's having Kid Flash touch him inappropriately, or he's touching Kid Flash inappropriately.

Plus, isn't Kid Flash his nephew or something? Gyah, the more I think about this, the more wrong it becomes.

The guy who owns super dickery thats who !