Roomate killed over toilet paper

Roomate killed over toilet paper

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. (AP) - A Florida man has been accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home.

Franklin Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office. Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had a lawyer.

Either this guy really had to take a crap in the most serious way ever, or they both overreacted just a wee bit.

Things are getting out of control in this world if people are killing eachother over wiping their ass.

That is one of the most idiotic reasons I have ever heard for killing people... Just borrow some from the neighbours you idiots.

hysterical

Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

Didn't the rational thought of using the living room curtains cross this guy's mind?

Originally posted by dave123
Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

If all it takes is an empty toilet role to put you in a state where brutal homicide seems like a logical step, then it is time to drown yourself in the toilet that you just used and save the rest of the world the trouble with having to put up with you.

Originally posted by botankus
Didn't the rational thought of using the living room curtains cross this guy's mind?

Remind me to never visit your place Botankus. 😱

Oh my god!!........The earth is coming to an end....Cats and dogs living together and now this..

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Remind me to never visit your place Botankus. 😱

Are you saying you take offense to sharing a litter box with my cat? How rude!

Is it me, or is something really gross about two guys that old living together. Unless their gay I guess

😐 no way thats frigging crazy

Originally posted by OB1-adobe
Is it me, or is something really gross about two guys that old living together. Unless their gay I guess

Originally posted by StyleTime
Isn't it funny how the article calls them "roommates". Men that age don't live together unless they're more than friends.

Or their Wives threw them out....or they are mommas boys and their mommas died....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or their Wives threw them out....or they are mommas boys and their mommas died....

Or they are complete social brocollis, which seems the case here.

Maybe one of them was a muslim and the other guy wiped his ass with teh last piece of qurran toilet paper.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Or they are complete social brocollis, which seems the case here.

I like brocoli.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Maybe one of them was a muslim and the other guy wiped his ass with teh last piece of qurran toilet paper.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Or they are complete social brocollis, which seems the case here.

I don't know, the lover theory seems more logical to me...

Originally posted by dave123
Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

just what i was thinking ✅

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or their Wives threw them out....or they are mommas boys and their mommas died....

Originally posted by Fishy
I don't know, the lover theory seems more logical to me...

what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible.....

Apparently you missed the point that we all think that both of these guys are idiots. Are you also trying to justify one guy beating another "so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints", whether one pulled a rifle out or not, over toilet paper?