Your Sig Sucks Because....

Because you touch yourself at night.

Because you don't touch yourself at night you touch me w00t

becuz you do touch ya self at night

Because you're black......jk

b/c it has my favorite color red in it and I should be the only one with that color.

is it comprehensible.....

^ It has red, which is my favorite color. Red is MINE!

It's way too blurry, it's a pic with text slapped on it, the text sucks along with the font, and you can hardly tell what it is.

🙄

Spoiler:
It is made like that on purpose...

blurry

the text is too small.

The pics don't mesh.

^ Because I said so

too damn blurry. un-blur it!!!

You sig sucks because it looks like it was made by a 5 year old...

well, maybe it was, arse-face...maybe it was.
and even though snake-eyes kicks ass, there's no boobs in it.

b/c not a lot of effort went into making it.

unless the person making it was disabled, in that case...they still could have done better.

is it comprehensible.....

hey. your mom's disabled. your sig sucks because...oh, i don't know...you smell.

It isn't all fancy like the one above urs...

and cause that guys mom smells...

hahaha! yours sucks cuz the angel isn't showing her boobs.