-=- Sex In A Bottle! -=-

Started by Koala MeatPie1 pages

-=- Sex In A Can! -=-

Well Bottle Anyways.

I just bought a Bottle of Pherlure cologn (www.pherlure.com)
Can't wait to see my already irrisistabel self prove to be down right godly! 😱

This thing has Pheromones In it!

Just 2 weeks... 2 weeks...

Then all the women I want! 😱

I'll be the first to buy shares if they ever go public.

you should try the Axe affect, its much cheaper, not to mention the ladies too. 😆

Originally posted by King_Thorin
you should try the Axe affect, its much cheaper, not to mention the ladies too. 😆

I already ahve the Axe Effect, "touch" is my sent.

It says "You know you want me, and I'm all man" at the same time.

But this has pheromones in it!
I have had that idea for YEARS!

Bleh. I can't stand the smell of most colognes. WAY too strong.

at first i thought it was "sex with a can"...that'd hurt.
but, this sounds like a pretty snappy idea to me.

😱 I see you Koala!

Originally posted by King_Thorin
you should try the Axe affect, its much cheaper, not to mention the ladies too. 😆

😂

Originally posted by Lana
Bleh. I can't stand the smell of most colognes. WAY too strong.

Tssschh Yeah Like i'd waste it on you in the first place 😛

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Tssschh Yeah Like i'd waste it on you in the first place 😛

OMFG! zIng@!!! 😱

I would have said "Yay, I Zinged Lana"

But here "Zinged" / "Zinger" / "Zinged" means soemthign comlpeatly different.

Can or Can't...just do it.

Originally posted by redcaped
Can or Can't...just do it.

That no Longer applies.

*falls madly in love with Koala for his pheromones in his cologne* 😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
*falls madly in love with Koala for his pheromones in his cologne* 😐

😐 Thats not how it goes really... I know first hand the effects of Pheromons. Even if the person is butt ugly, they are the hottest person ever all of a sudden,a nd you just don't want to get away from them, they are almost literly a magnet.