Natalie's Itch

Started by finti8 pages

Doesn't every Scandinavian have like 4 cell phones?
it feels like it.
Norway has the most cell phones per head, we also read the most newspaper in the world per head and we are on top when it comes to PC`s and internet per head, we rent the most video/DVD per head and we are among the most movie going people in the world. (cant beat the yanks there).
To sum it up we seem to be technological hungry, maybe a bit too much, cause the cell phone thing is way out of control.

and when you read this you would think Norwegians are clever, shamefully they aren't

indeed it is, ....so when will Belgium get electrisity and water toilets?

dificult to say... I'm hoping around 2600, but with the current inteligence rate of those Wallons it can take a LONG time

😂

Whats that you say ? They have electric toilets in Belgium ?

I heard Natalie and Hayden were real hot & heavy on the set. Maybe Papa George gave them some advice on cooling it down a bit.

Like showing up in a flanel shirt?

no, that would be freezing it...

When did all of this happen?

I read something on the net about it like a year ago.

But George looks so cuddly in his flannels....

I am so mad. Why am I out of the loop? I hate being out of the loop!

It was hardly a secret!

I read an interview where she completely denied it. A recent interview.

She denies a lot of stuff...

Well, she shouldn't've done that! She is depressing a girl in Mississippi.

Very cruel of her!

Or maybe nothing happened after all. Difficult to tell from here, really.

Not one of us here knows. Unless, of course, you really are Ewan McGregor. (sarcasm intended for last sentence)

Errr... do you mean Hayden Christensen?

No, I mean Ewan McGregor. He would have seen them on the set. Remember a while ago when I said I once thought you were Ewan McGegor?

*lightbulb comes on over Ush's head*

Gosh yes, how amazing that I did not remember that most utterly vital piece of information in my life...