Batman v.s The Thing

Started by lifeisaglich3 pages

Originally posted by grey fox
Thing has no ear's , plus his ear-bones/ear drums should technically be made of the same rocky substance that makes up his skin so i doubt it would hurt.

The Batmobile hit's thing and smashes up the front , batman then has to call for the AA to pick up his car.

Interesting

If the thing does not have ears then how does he hear?

Originally posted by grey fox
Bah , the batkick has nothing on things heart. He has more heart then captain planet , hulk hogan and bruce campbell combined.

More heart than the Hulkster?!! Impossible... Brother!!

Originally posted by grey fox
Thing has no ear's , plus his ear-bones/ear drums should technically be made of the same rocky substance that makes up his skin so i doubt it would hurt.

The Batmobile hit's thing and smashes up the front , batman then has to call for the AA to pick up his car.

That's ridiculous. Batman uses Onstar. 🙄

Originally posted by grey fox
No , batman has no logical way of winning this.....

Hell, he has no [b]illogical way of winning this match. [/B]

I wouldn't go that far. Batman's the master of illogical.

Originally posted by Tron

That's ridiculous. Batman uses Onstar. 🙄

Hahaha! Tron, you da man. 😄

Onstar. Thats Batman, plans for any situation 😄

come on batman can wupp his butt any day of the week

Originally posted by marvelprince
Onstar. Thats Batman, plans for any situation 😄

Really I thought he had geiko ?

it woudl be a close fight bats would have to use his brains!!! and lets not forget bat man killed superman with a criptinite arrow so any things possible. but with things indestutible rock layer i think bats would loose i mean any wepon is usless against that

thing is to slow batman plus batman will just scare the shit out if him plus he can also take all the fantastic four and make them beg 4 mercy batman

remeber when bane broke batmans back? the same thing would happen if bats tangled with thing.

Ya only if thing thought head.....and decided to release all the inmates in arkham..

Originally posted by batman2505
thing is to slow batman plus batman will just scare the shit out if him plus he can also take all the fantastic four and make them beg 4 mercy batman

are u serous?
how is batman going to hurt thing?
thing superhuman durability would make it next to impossable for batman to hurt him. second batman even gets tapped and he KO.
did u honestly just say batman could take the whole fantastic 4

Pretty sure that Batman is f*cked.

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
why do u dislike bats so much every thread ive seen u on with bats in u vote for other person HE WOULD USE SURROUNDINGS

What surrondings? Whats he going to push a wall on Ben?!? Seriously thats not going to do any good.

Bats best hope here is to try to go for Ben's eyes.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Pretty sure that Batman is f*cked.

yep

thing

Man, ain't no way this castrated, sterile mofo is going to win. There's only two things that this guy does in fights: talk and get skeeted on. All Bats has to do is crack a few jokes and Thing will try to kill himself.

thing would clobber batboy for sure

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/5380/ff11.jpg

Look at the poor fool.

Originally posted by capt it up
are u serous?
how is batman going to hurt thing?
thing superhuman durability would make it next to impossable for batman to hurt him. second batman even gets tapped and he KO.
did u honestly just say batman could take the whole fantastic 4

Wow for once in history you and I are on the same side in a Thing fight Capt 😄

Yeah, I love Bats and all, but there isnt much he can do to Ben here.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
http://img18.exs.cx/img18/5380/ff11.jpg

Look at the poor fool.

Ummm yeah Ben was weak as hell back then. 😉

His maximum strength was around 7 tons.

No disrespect to BP, but nowadays that wouldnt happen.