Re: Superman vs..........
Originally posted by Marcus4600
Chuck Norris!
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html
Superman is Chuck Norris' alter-ego!
Originally posted by outavodka
F*CK CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat n*gga owes me money!
All Chuck Norris owes you is a roundhouse kick to the FACE!!!
Originally posted by Pepito
Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses
His only hope is Bruce Lee.😉
^ BLASPHEMY! No one can withstand the Chuck Norris roundhouse of doom! Pre-crisis Superman didn't fade out of existence! He was killed by Chuck Norris! He told Superman that even his super-weaving couldn't defeat the mighty roundhouse! (Yeah, pre-crisis Superman had super-weaving powers. The f*cker couldn't even do math.) His head now rests on a pike in Chuck Norris' back yard.
Originally posted by Marcus4600Actually, if you read Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow, that took place between Crisis and Byrne's re-write. Superman fought and killed Mr Mxyzptlk, then couldn't live with the guilt, so turned himself into a human, and walked out of the fortress of solitude into the arctic cold and died.
^ BLASPHEMY! No one can withstand the Chuck Norris roundhouse of doom! Pre-crisis Superman didn't fade out of existence! He was killed by Chuck Norris! He told Superman that even his super-weaving couldn't defeat the mighty roundhouse! (Yeah, pre-crisis Superman had super-weaving powers. The f*cker couldn't even do math.) His head now rests on a pike in Chuck Norris' back yard.
Bah puny mortals , supes killed chuck norris before ( with a little help 😉 ).
It's all documented right here