Superman vs Thor and Hulk

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
After the male pattern balding, and years of living in a world most of your peers past decades ago, atleast you could have picked up a thing called humor along the way. Now sit down before this gets ugly, sort of like your mother. Yeah, I went there.

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.

and about your moma

intelligence

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong.

her weight

Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it.

and looks

Yo momma's has 3 eyes and they call her Eyeeyeeye.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.

and about your moma

intelligence

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong.

her weight

Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it.

and looks

Yo momma's has 3 eyes and they call her Eyeeyeeye.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

Wow, you are corny.

Unbelievably corny..

Fat? I'm about as slim as the chances of you ever having sex in your life. You are a waste of cells and tissue. You bag of nothing. Aww, poor thing. You're life revolves around fallacy...is that why you see this as an outlet to vent needed frustration and gain some sense of empowerment by delving into a world of fantasy? Are you so far removed from reality? Do you feel big arguing with teenagers?

No? Yes?

Now before you clean the saliva trickling from your chin, take a good look at your life and see how ****ed up it is. Now END it. You can do it. Don't forget YOU'RE Superman lol. Just take a tumble down the stairs, assuming your fat ass won't get trapped in the passage. And I know the ape in you is enraged akin to a Mindless Hulk. You must be hurling chunks of shit at your monitor as we speak. But it's okay. When you log off tonight, you'll forget all about me- and you can have some alone time to get back to your sad pathetic life.

I'm your FRIEND here Whirly. I want to help you get the life you fantasize about at night. You no longer have to be mocked when you go outside during the day. You no longer have to worry about the shit-stained underwear you go to work with. You no longer have to pay attention to the jeers of your co-workers. I have liberated you now. Be free. Go make a sandwich or something....its good to be old, alone and still addicted to comics. One day, I hope I can grow up to be just life my good pal- Whirlysplay.

Keep the Faith
🤘

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
Wow, you are corny.

Unbelievably corny..

Fat? I'm about as slim as the chances of you ever having sex in your life. You are a waste of cells and tissue. You bag of nothing. Aww, poor thing. You're life revolves around fallacy...is that why you see this as an outlet to vent needed frustration and gain some sense of empowerment by delving into a world of fantasy? Are you so far removed from reality? Do you feel big arguing with teenagers?

No? Yes?

Now before you clean the saliva trickling from your chin, take a good look at your life and see how ****ed up it is. Now END it. You can do it. Don't forget YOU'RE Superman lol. Just take a tumble down the stairs, assuming your fat ass won't get trapped in the passage. And I know the ape in you is enraged akin to a Mindless Hulk. You must be hurling chunks of shit at your monitor as we speak. But it's okay. When you log off tonight, you'll forget all about me- and you can have some alone time to get back to your sad pathetic life.

I'm your FRIEND here Whirly. I want to help you get the life you fantasize about at night. You no longer have to be mocked when you go outside during the day. You no longer have to worry about the shit-stained underwear you go to work with. You no longer have to pay attention to the jeers of your co-workers. I have liberated you now. Be free. Go make a sandwich or something....its good to be old, alone and still addicted to comics. One day, I hope I can grow up to be just life my good pal- Whirlysplay.

Keep the Faith
🤘

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. Making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it?

Back to yo moma

Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

In conclusion you are a deadbolt with a broken cylinder.

and it's

Keep the faith 🙂

Stay Whirly 🤘

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. Making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it?

Back to yo moma

Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

In conclusion you are a deadbolt with a broken cylinder.

and it's

Keep the faith 🙂

Stay Whirly 🤘

Wow, you are corny.

Unbelievably corny..

Fat? I'm about as slim as the chances of you ever having sex in your life. You are a waste of cells and tissue. You bag of nothing. Aww, poor thing. You're life revolves around fallacy...is that why you see this as an outlet to vent needed frustration and gain some sense of empowerment by delving into a world of fantasy? Are you so far removed from reality? Do you feel big arguing with teenagers?

No? Yes?

Now before you clean the saliva trickling from your chin, take a good look at your life and see how ****ed up it is. Now END it. You can do it. Don't forget YOU'RE Superman lol. Just take a tumble down the stairs, assuming your fat ass won't get trapped in the passage. And I know the ape in you is enraged akin to a Mindless Hulk. You must be hurling chunks of shit at your monitor as we speak. But it's okay. When you log off tonight, you'll forget all about me- and you can have some alone time to get back to your sad pathetic life.

I'm your FRIEND here Whirly. I want to help you get the life you fantasize about at night. You no longer have to be mocked when you go outside during the day. You no longer have to worry about the shit-stained underwear you go to work with. You no longer have to pay attention to the jeers of your co-workers. I have liberated you now. Be free. Go make a sandwich or something....its good to be old, alone and still addicted to comics. One day, I hope I can grow up to be just life my good pal- Whirlysplay.

Keep the Faith
🤘

Just posting it again for emphasis old man 😉

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
Wow, you are corny.

Unbelievably corny..

Fat? I'm about as slim as the chances of you ever having sex in your life. You are a waste of cells and tissue. You bag of nothing. Aww, poor thing. You're life revolves around fallacy...is that why you see this as an outlet to vent needed frustration and gain some sense of empowerment by delving into a world of fantasy? Are you so far removed from reality? Do you feel big arguing with teenagers?

No? Yes?

Now before you clean the saliva trickling from your chin, take a good look at your life and see how ****ed up it is. Now END it. You can do it. Don't forget YOU'RE Superman lol. Just take a tumble down the stairs, assuming your fat ass won't get trapped in the passage. And I know the ape in you is enraged akin to a Mindless Hulk. You must be hurling chunks of shit at your monitor as we speak. But it's okay. When you log off tonight, you'll forget all about me- and you can have some alone time to get back to your sad pathetic life.

I'm your FRIEND here Whirly. I want to help you get the life you fantasize about at night. You no longer have to be mocked when you go outside during the day. You no longer have to worry about the shit-stained underwear you go to work with. You no longer have to pay attention to the jeers of your co-workers. I have liberated you now. Be free. Go make a sandwich or something....its good to be old, alone and still addicted to comics. One day, I hope I can grow up to be just life my good pal- Whirlysplay.

Keep the Faith
🤘

Just posting it again for emphasis old man 😉

Same in two posts you're running out of ideas, which is hardly suprising considering the Anti-Moron? software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Same in two threads you're running out of ideas, which is hardly suprising considering the Anti-Moron? software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

You remind of dogs, when they chase their tail. Cute, but stupid. You aren't adept in the fine Art of the Insult. If you want to learn, I can teach you.

Buy say something funny, soon. You are beginning to bore me old man.

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
You remind of dogs, when they chase their tail. Cute, but stupid. You aren't adept in the fine Art of the Insult. If you want to learn, I can teach you.

Buy say something funny, soon. You are beginning to bore me old man.

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. Who am I kidding? You would.

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.

its fun to read arguements

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. Who am I kidding? You would.

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.

You forgot the part how I annoy you, and how you feed into all of my shenanigans. You wouldn't know obvious if it....well let's just say you wouldn't know obvious.

Guy, you're too old to be trading quips with me. I'm embarrased for you on your behalf.

Why is Hulk in this? What's he gonna do thunderclap his way through space, trying to reach the fight next to Jupiter...?

Originally posted by zachrivard
its fun to read arguements

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
You forgot the part how I annoy you, and how you feed into all of my shenanigans. You wouldn't know obvious if it....well let's just say you wouldn't know obvious.

Guy, you're too old to be trading quips with me. I'm embarrased for you on your behalf.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

Keep the faith 🙂

Stay Whirly 🤘

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

Keep the faith 🙂

Stay Whirly 🤘

LOL you are like a little child. Okay, does the poor old man want the last word?

Okay, I'll give you a few more posts to entertain us with those reject Bill Maher lines of yours.

Keep the Faith 🤘

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
LOL you are like a little child. Okay, does the poor old man want the last word?

Okay, I'll give you a few more posts to entertain us with those reject Bill Maher lines of yours.

Keep the Faith 🤘

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

🙂

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

🙂

Why haven't you done it already? Oh, your motor functions...damn, i didnt know you were THAT old?

lol

pfft.

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
Hey, I suggested that you kill yourself first. 😠

Why haven't you done it already? Oh, your motor functions...damn, i didnt know you were THAT old?

lol

pfft.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat

Shock me, say something intelligent.

You are a failure at life.

How was that?

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
You are a failure at life.

How was that?

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

Yeah, but youre a f@ggot.

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
Yeah, but youre a f@ggot.

hmm you kinow where that term comes from? Throwing homosexuals on to fires to keep them burning in the inquisition. nice ❌

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.