Tell a lie about yourself

I have a small penis.

Someone quote me on that I dare you. sneer

Originally posted by Premium
I have a small penis.

Someone quote me on that I dare you. sneer

😂

I am only 27 years old

I hate music

I was born in New York City

I never get horny when I'm drunk.

things will get better

Originally posted by Mairuzu
things will get better

that isn't a lie!! you stop that! uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I never get horny when I'm drunk.

I will buy you a drink. 😉

I've never killed a family member.

I've never been to a funeral.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
I've never killed a family member.

Your cat does not count. 😐

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I will buy you a drink. 😉

so.. that's a lie.. and you're not gonna buy me a drink?
cause that is just mean.

I give a shit

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Your cat does not count. 😐

Well, I thought it was the cat.

Turned out to be my sister.... oops.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
so.. that's a lie.. and you're not gonna buy me a drink?
cause that is just mean.

Ok, I'll buy you a drink now. 😉

i don't have an incredibly sexy boyfriend.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Ok, I'll buy you a drink now. 😉

is that another lie? cause this is the tell a lie thread.. I don't know what to believe happy_confused

Originally posted by Fallen
i don't have an incredibly sexy boyfriend.

you're dating my bf too? oh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
is that another lie? cause this is the tell a lie thread.. I don't know what to believe happy_confused

you're dating my bf too? oh

I'm telling the truth, wait... that was a lie, I'm supposed to lie, therefore, I am telling the truth. 😕

😱

I want to have sex with Piggle.

Ooo rejection. abcmwahaha