Tell a lie about yourself

I don't feel like smashing her cell phone either.

I wont be buying an LG Dare soon

I've never made a sig for Billie before.

I didnt make my current sig

My body doesn't ache.

I am not bored out of my mind

have a cold

I'm sitting at my computer.

Im not listening to Avenged Sevenfold

I had a big lunch.

no break for me today

Im a hooker at night

i am 5'9"

I got it ALL figured out.

i was born 5 days ago

I did not come from Resident Evil 3.

I don't see Jill behind Chris'es back.

I didn't dump her because she's blonde.

in love with my co worker

I'm adopted.

I like vodka

I've killed several people.