Tell a lie about yourself

Started by BruceSkywalker146 pages

i was fired from my job

Rawr Im reptar

I shot an arrow into the ocean

Im not a *****

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Im not a *****

Off-topic: You're not. 😛

On-topic: I can wait to move.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Off-topic: You're not. 😛

On-topic: I can wait to move.

I am so

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I am so

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Trust me, I don't think you are.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Trust me, I don't think you are.

everyone else does

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
everyone else does

**** them. They don't matter. Listen to what your friends say. ✅

Originally posted by the.kenzo
**** them. They don't matter. Listen to what your friends say. ✅

but I like being a ***** 😂

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
but I like being a ***** 😂

Then by all means, be a *****. 😆 I can point you in the direction of a few people who need to be bitched out. 😄

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Then by all means, be a *****. 😆 I can point you in the direction of a few people who need to be bitched out. 😄

😂

just a few?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
😂

just a few?

In Kenzo talk, a few means many. 😛

Originally posted by the.kenzo
In Kenzo talk, a few means many. 😛

I see

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I see

It's a complicated language, not many people can keep up.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
It's a complicated language, not many people can keep up.

no ****ing shit

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
no ****ing shit

Oh shush! It's to keep out the undesirables.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Oh shush! It's to keep out the undesirables.

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Originally posted by the.kenzo
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

did I studder?