Tell a lie about yourself

I'm going to work today

I hate everybody here equally. 😐

Maybe some more then others. sly

i am lying on this thread because i stated the false statement therefore its untrue and unbelievable.

I have a magic carpet.

I'm a lepracon, Oooo WWeeeee Look at me dance. tee dee dumm tee dee dooo

no means yes

and yes means no

therefore i am telling the truth

I enjoy midget porn

😆 who doesn't?

I think that Mist is gay.

I still have a cold 😱

I like chocolate moose cake..its like an orgasm for the mouth..oh wait we're supposed to lie 😕

Loves posting on KMC. 😖hifty:

Did not just break a bracket.

I don’t have to do homework over the weekend 😗

Likes leo m's sig 😐

My pee-pee is thin.

I believe in the Tooth Fairy

Originally posted by DarkC
My pee-pee is thin.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I believe in the Tooth Fairy

oh this is a lie thread. i mean me to 😖hifty:

Yeah, I know! It's so pee-pee thin!

I like leprechauns