Tell a lie about yourself

I'm not overweight...

I have the most supportive family, except for my mother, who is evil

I've been in a fist fight

I haven't been in a fist fight.

I'm NOT erect right now 😐

Spoiler:
j/k

I'm hung like a rhinocerous.

i'm not hung like a rihnocerus

I live in Russia.

i'm ugly

people like me ✅

🙁

I like Jinzin............

😛

i like s.s's sig

I just won the Tri-Wizard Cup! 😱 Oh, so sorry, Cedric. 🙁

im very tall, altho i am still the shortest person in my family

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
im very tall, altho i am still the shortest person in my family

So, you're a Baggins??? 😱

I love religion.

I am a Christian.

I am Ronny's lord and master. She is my voodoo witchy woman.

one time i stole a textbook and went on a murderous rampage with a double barrel shotgun and killed 1,500 people

I have a penis and a hairy back